The Good Peter Peterson's definitions

Emily

Massive hoe! Can’t drink vodka because she is a MASSIVE lightweight, rummy gal tho. Denim on denim is her life. If you are an Emily avoid jacks.

“Oi have you seen that lads passed out in the club”
“Yeah, bet she’s called Emily, av you seen that denim on denim”

by The Good Peter Peterson September 6, 2019

Charlotte

A quality chef, makes a great wife, lav her. Whips waiters (but only if they’re fit). Massive magic mike fan, has slept with anyone who looks vaguely like the cast.

Vegetarian but not a bitch about it (she eats a different kind of meat).

“Be careful around Charlotte.”
“Omg, why”
“She doesn’t eat meat so will be proper after your dick”

by The Good Peter Peterson September 6, 2019

Mollie

Spells her name with ie and thinks she’s well special bc of it. Very artistic. Likes to do it on a pile of old toilet roll. Paper mached herself a dildo while watching art attack.

Mollie is the type of person who can afford the supplies to paper mache a dildo.

by The Good Peter Peterson September 6, 2019

Chloe

Very touchy feely. Wears a deflated balloon as a scarf. Is physically incapable of covering her midriff. Very honest about who she does and doesn’t like. Emotional alcoholic.

A Mollie: I aspire to be a Chloe.
A Chloe: dream on bitch

by The Good Peter Peterson September 6, 2019