Massive hoe! Can’t drink vodka because she is a MASSIVE lightweight, rummy gal tho. Denim on denim is her life. If you are an Emily avoid jacks.
“Oi have you seen that lads passed out in the club”
“Yeah, bet she’s called Emily, av you seen that denim on denim”
“Yeah, bet she’s called Emily, av you seen that denim on denim”
by The Good Peter Peterson September 06, 2019
A quality chef, makes a great wife, lav her. Whips waiters (but only if they’re fit). Massive magic mike fan, has slept with anyone who looks vaguely like the cast.
Vegetarian but not a bitch about it (she eats a different kind of meat).
Vegetarian but not a bitch about it (she eats a different kind of meat).
by The Good Peter Peterson September 06, 2019
Spells her name with ie and thinks she’s well special bc of it. Very artistic. Likes to do it on a pile of old toilet roll. Paper mached herself a dildo while watching art attack.
by The Good Peter Peterson September 06, 2019
Very touchy feely. Wears a deflated balloon as a scarf. Is physically incapable of covering her midriff. Very honest about who she does and doesn’t like. Emotional alcoholic.
by The Good Peter Peterson September 06, 2019