The Glunk's definitions

Tomato butt

The end of the tomato that looks like ass.

I ordered a salad and I found two tomato butts in it.

by The Glunk March 19, 2012

Bangry

Becoming so sexually frustrated that you are not just irritable you are actually angry and the only cure is to bang. Until then, you will be Bangry.

My wife never has time for sex but she dresses so sexy that it makes me bangry.

by The Glunk December 19, 2011

Toilet Tea

The brown tendrils of coulor that seep out of an unflushed turd while sitting in the toilet bowl.

Wow, you really let that toilet tea steep for a while.

by The Glunk December 19, 2011

Sneaky snake

When you wake your wife or girlfriend up by slipping your hard-on into her while she is asleep.

Note: To perform this act, prior consent must be given.

Hey, I may give you the sneaky snake tomorrow morning, if that's OK.

by The Glunk December 20, 2011

Water panties

A bikini.

I want to see pamela Anderson in her water panties.

by The Glunk December 21, 2011

consensus media

A situation where the majority of media outlets, usually on the political left, have an uncannily similar perspective on an issue.

The consensus media has decided that man made global warming is a fact.

by The Glunk January 1, 2012

Calgaria

The mental affliction where ridiculously expensive housing in the City of Calgary, Alberta seems normal. This is transferable to any city with insanely high housing prices.

When new people move to Calgary and see how high housing prices are they are usually shocked. This proves they haven't been infected with Calgaria yet.

by The Glunk January 1, 2012