Definitions by The Glunk

Tomato butt

The end of the tomato that looks like ass.

I ordered a salad and I found two tomato butts in it.

Tomato butt by The Glunk March 19, 2012

God Donut 

A way to say "God Dammit" when political correctness is required. It is derived from the iPhone autocorrect function.

This auto correct is driving me crazy, God Donut!

God Donut by The Glunk January 8, 2012

consensus media 

A situation where the majority of media outlets, usually on the political left, have an uncannily similar perspective on an issue.

The consensus media has decided that man made global warming is a fact.

consensus media by The Glunk January 1, 2012

Calgaria

The mental affliction where ridiculously expensive housing in the City of Calgary, Alberta seems normal. This is transferable to any city with insanely high housing prices.

When new people move to Calgary and see how high housing prices are they are usually shocked. This proves they haven't been infected with Calgaria yet.

Calgaria by The Glunk January 1, 2012

Snow Bunion 

Those little, hard, dirty bits of snow and ice that collect along the side of a plowed road.

I like to swerve and run over snow bunions, when I'm bored.

Snow Bunion by The Glunk January 1, 2012

Penis tears 

Also know as Semen.

She used to make my eyes cry but now she makes my penis cry too. Penis Tears.

Penis tears by The Glunk January 1, 2012

Water panties

A bikini.

I want to see pamela Anderson in her water panties.

Water panties by The Glunk December 21, 2011