Definitions by The Gay Mankini

Tortilla Muncher

A person who is known to chew on elderly women's breasts.

Person 1: I saw Victor chewing on some elderly woman's saggy tits.
Person 2: What a tortilla muncher.

Tortilla Muncher by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Backyard Coal Mining 

An act when a person digs into another person's rectum and picks out clumps of fecal matter.

Trent went backyard coal mining with Jimmy an hour ago, I haven't seen them since.

Backyard Coal Mining by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Root Farming 

An act involving somebody finding and pulling ingrown pubes out of another person and eating said ingrown pubes.

Jacob tied me up and was root farming me yesterday.

Root Farming by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Chocolate Noodle 

An act the involves Person 1 inserting a very long noodle into Person 2's anus as deep as it can go with the end dangling out of Person 2's anus, Person 1 then slurps the noodle out of Person 2's anus and eats it.

Dave gave Steve a chocolate noodle for Christmas.

Chocolate Noodle by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018