sleep

Something that my body can ignore from playing video games all day everyday

a mother: “come on little Johnny, you need your sleep”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”

by The Gaming Canadian July 3, 2020

COVID-19

A virus that hippies abbreviated from coronavirus just because they wanted to

Guy 1: “isn’t COVID-19 just the coronavirus?”
Guy 2: “shut up”

by The Gaming Canadian July 2, 2020