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Definitions by The Ferndog

Indian sideburn 

The long hairs thick hairs that grows on the outside of the ear and has become so thick that could be mistaken for long hair or sideburns that are located in front of the ear.
did you see that guys ear hair, he has a severe case of Indian sideburns.
Indian sideburn by The Ferndog November 19, 2009

color by numbers 

someone or something that is easy as can be.
that chick is so color by numbers that as soon as she hears a zipper she's ready to blow.

That test was so color by numbers that we all received an A on it.
color by numbers by The Ferndog October 10, 2008

Dumbasshole 

A person who goes above and beyond normal stupidity by being rude about it. Also someone who is incorrect or wrong so blatantly and yet refuses to give in to reason and or the facts.
The dumbasshole insisted that he could defuse the bomb even though he was never trained to disarm explosives.

The dumbasshole mispelled the word and refused to believe their mistake even after I showed them the correct spelling in the dictionary
Dumbasshole by The Ferndog October 3, 2008
Someone who cannot figure out the most basic functions of an electronic device.
The e-tard was trying to figure out why his television would not turn on and called me to go trouble shoot it, only for me to discover that he never plugged it in.
e-tard by The Ferndog October 3, 2008