laptology

Any course studied remotely or indeed at Uni on a device where the whole package or most is on line and the total experience virtual or May as well be….
What’s Jake doing at uni?
Laptology - well mostly
by The Fat Welshman August 12, 2021
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smallprintosis

A rare, usually nasty, obscure medical condition about which little is known. So-called because the entry in large textbooks like Harrison’s is in small print at the bottom of the page. Typically the entry says that MRI scanning may be useful in diagnosis and steroids in treatment.
See also fascinoma.
The doctor realised that he was going to have to explain to Kelly’s parents that she was suffering from a smallprintosis.
by The Fat Welshman November 09, 2023
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Pizzanado

Pizzanado - à lover of pizza, pizza + afficianado
Ros is a pizzanado
by The Fat Welshman April 16, 2020
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frogshooting suit

The sort of shiny suit a conman might wear hence the allusion. Slick and dodgy. Slimy.
“I didn’t like that guy at all. He wanted his mitts on my money.”
“Yeah - he was wearing a frogshooting suit. A dead giveaway really.”
by The Fat Welshman May 08, 2022
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Trunker

In the UK refers to a large wagon like a 40 tonnes artic which shuttles up a motorway dropping bulk parcel deliveries from one major depot off to smaller depots at industrial areas close to the motorway. Can also refer to the wagon driver.
Hey man when will we see the trunker today?
by The Fat Welshman April 28, 2020
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Dildo and ten eighths

1970s slang for a super idiot where dildo means idiot but the person referred to is more than a run of the mill example. Heard around UMIST in Manchester.
Kevin’s a real idiot!
No he’s not. He’s a dildo and ten eighths.
by The Fat Welshman February 08, 2021
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african tomato

A euphemism for a cannabis plant usually single growing in a pot for personal consumption.
Get that African tomato behind the shed - the Bill are down the street!
by The Fat Welshman August 22, 2022
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