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aquascrote

A type of annoying youth who speeds up and down inland waterways in an inflatable boat with an outboard motor scattering ducks, disturbing other boats and behaving in an excited possibly drug induced frenzied manner. Similar to lads who ride around housing estates on unlicensed off road motorcycles.
Did you seem them aquascrotes? That feller with the pitchfork sorted them!
by The Fat Welshman August 6, 2022
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teddymating

An error for meditating, slightly rustic.
Sorrybout that I were teddymating.
by The Fat Welshman August 29, 2022
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peeaitchyewseetee

Concealed way of saying phuct. Both ways of pronunciation have been in use since the 1980s. I first heard the expressions used in Lancaster University.
Jack crashed on the motorway. He’s OK but the car’s peeaitchyewseetee
by The Fat Welshman February 8, 2021
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african tomato

A euphemism for a cannabis plant usually single growing in a pot for personal consumption.
Get that African tomato behind the shed - the Bill are down the street!
by The Fat Welshman August 22, 2022
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Dildo and ten eighths

1970s slang for a super idiot where dildo means idiot but the person referred to is more than a run of the mill example. Heard around UMIST in Manchester.
Kevin’s a real idiot!
No he’s not. He’s a dildo and ten eighths.
by The Fat Welshman February 8, 2021
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Trunker

In the UK refers to a large wagon like a 40 tonnes artic which shuttles up a motorway dropping bulk parcel deliveries from one major depot off to smaller depots at industrial areas close to the motorway. Can also refer to the wagon driver.
Hey man when will we see the trunker today?
by The Fat Welshman April 28, 2020
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pots for rags

In Lancashire it means someone who either has mental illness or impaired capacity for other reasons. The allusion is to the traditional rag and bone man who collected rags in exchange for small trifles such as a jam jar or a balloon. If you were pots fer rags (pots for rags) you would do the reverse of the common sense expected approach.
Since our Tom got hit on head with that brick he’s been pots for rags!
by The Fat Welshman June 22, 2022
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