The Fat Welshman's definitions

Pizzanado

Pizzanado - à lover of pizza, pizza + afficianado

Ros is a pizzanado

by The Fat Welshman April 16, 2020

Trunker

In the UK refers to a large wagon like a 40 tonnes artic which shuttles up a motorway dropping bulk parcel deliveries from one major depot off to smaller depots at industrial areas close to the motorway. Can also refer to the wagon driver.

Hey man when will we see the trunker today?

by The Fat Welshman April 28, 2020

smallprintosis

A rare, usually nasty, obscure medical condition about which little is known. So-called because the entry in large textbooks like Harrison’s is in small print at the bottom of the page. Typically the entry says that MRI scanning may be useful in diagnosis and steroids in treatment.
See also fascinoma.

The doctor realised that he was going to have to explain to Kelly’s parents that she was suffering from a smallprintosis.

by The Fat Welshman November 9, 2023

Analiloquy

Talking out of your arse or describing someone doing just that.

Boy did you see Trump last night? More analiloquy. That guy has no shame!

by The Fat Welshman December 4, 2020

Trumposis

The state of being like President Trump. The analogy is halitosis - bad breath.

Did you see.Chuck in the bar last night? He really had bad trumposis.

by The Fat Welshman December 4, 2020

gob on stilts

A loudmouth, someone who habitually says it like it is and some. Also implies a gossipy context to whatever is announced.
Probably Lancashire dialect or urban slang.

Your mate Tom is a bit of a gob on stilts isn’t he!

by The Fat Welshman January 11, 2021

peeaitchyewseetee

Concealed way of saying phuct. Both ways of pronunciation have been in use since the 1980s. I first heard the expressions used in Lancaster University.

Jack crashed on the motorway. He’s OK but the car’s peeaitchyewseetee

by The Fat Welshman February 8, 2021