laptology

Any course studied remotely or indeed at Uni on a device where the whole package or most is on line and the total experience virtual or May as well be….
What’s Jake doing at uni?
Laptology - well mostly
by The Fat Welshman August 12, 2021
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smallprintosis

A rare, usually nasty, obscure medical condition about which little is known. So-called because the entry in large textbooks like Harrison’s is in small print at the bottom of the page. Typically the entry says that MRI scanning may be useful in diagnosis and steroids in treatment.
See also fascinoma.
The doctor realised that he was going to have to explain to Kelly’s parents that she was suffering from a smallprintosis.
by The Fat Welshman November 09, 2023
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Pizzanado

Pizzanado - à lover of pizza, pizza + afficianado
Ros is a pizzanado
by The Fat Welshman April 16, 2020
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frogshooting suit

The sort of shiny suit a conman might wear hence the allusion. Slick and dodgy. Slimy.
“I didn’t like that guy at all. He wanted his mitts on my money.”
“Yeah - he was wearing a frogshooting suit. A dead giveaway really.”
by The Fat Welshman May 08, 2022
mugGet the frogshooting suitmug.

peeaitchyewseetee

Concealed way of saying phuct. Both ways of pronunciation have been in use since the 1980s. I first heard the expressions used in Lancaster University.
Jack crashed on the motorway. He’s OK but the car’s peeaitchyewseetee
by The Fat Welshman February 08, 2021
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pots for rags

In Lancashire it means someone who either has mental illness or impaired capacity for other reasons. The allusion is to the traditional rag and bone man who collected rags in exchange for small trifles such as a jam jar or a balloon. If you were pots fer rags (pots for rags) you would do the reverse of the common sense expected approach.
Since our Tom got hit on head with that brick he’s been pots for rags!
by The Fat Welshman June 22, 2022
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african tomato

A euphemism for a cannabis plant usually single growing in a pot for personal consumption.
Get that African tomato behind the shed - the Bill are down the street!
by The Fat Welshman August 22, 2022
mugGet the african tomatomug.