The Essentialist 's definitions

Softs

Pictures that don't quite qualify as nudes.

Pictures in underwear, or with the intimate areas covered up in some way.

-Hey, I talked to this girl last night and she sent me a few softs!

-Damnnn bro she must be really into you!

by The Essentialist June 29, 2021

Zosia

A caring, loving, beautiful person with an amazing smile and an angelic face. Likes dying her hair but dislikes make-up. Has eyes you could stare into for hours and gives the most amazing hugs on the planet.

I should definitely marry a Zosia

by The Essentialist November 23, 2021

Monstresso

A monster espresso.

Usually consisting of 6 or more espressos combined into one.

Hey man did you hear Jeffrey drank a monstresso yesterday?

No way, how did his heart not stop?

by The Essentialist February 11, 2021