The Double E 's definitions

phone crutch

A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch

Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!

by The Double E February 27, 2024

loansum

When someone is stranded all alone with no money and no one will help them out.

Shoo bro, I'm so loansum I can't even afford a taco. OR "Hey bro can you help a homeboy out? I'm feelin real loansum right now.

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Liddledabildo

When a little bit is all that you need.

Excuse me sir, would you like bacon with your icecream? Response: "Yeah, but a liddledabildo"

by The Double E August 26, 2023

das bad

when a hater reluctantly acknowledges someone else's achievements.

"I just heard Erik won the lotto, then got all yoked out and became a male stripper....das bad....."

by The Double E August 26, 2023

mayold

Mayonnaise that is well beyond the sell by date , smells a little funky , but tastes oh so great , especially with a turkey sandwich. May result in multiple restroom breaks if consumed at work.

Man that sandwich smells funky! What’s in there ?
Reply: yeah it’s turkey and “ Mayold” mayo is expensive these days yo!

by The Double E March 27, 2024

Pulled a fresh prince

When someone clowns on your girl , at first you laugh , then she gives you the stink eye so you try and be a hero , by delivering and open handed B slap and walking away like you won a prize fight

My friends girl came to the party dressed as a vampire , but it wasn’t Halloween?! So naturally I asked her if she wanted a “ bloody marry” dude “pulled a fresh prince “ on me ! Andslapped me across my face!

by The Double E March 31, 2022

ICFUA

I Can't Find You Anywhere

I looked everywhere and ICFUA

by The Double E June 15, 2021