Grumplestealskin

When a person illegally obtains a skin graft from an individual for either monetary or DNA purposes while the victim is indisposed taking a “ grump” ( #2, poop, poo poo, dump, etc.)

Your honor I swear! I was using the restroom and all the sudden, that “ Grumplestealskin” took out a pocket knife and stole a peace of my skin

by The Double E August 16, 2023

Liddledabildo

When a little bit is all that you need.

Excuse me sir, would you like bacon with your icecream? Response: "Yeah, but a liddledabildo"

by The Double E August 26, 2023

loansum

When someone is stranded all alone with no money and no one will help them out.

Shoo bro, I'm so loansum I can't even afford a taco. OR "Hey bro can you help a homeboy out? I'm feelin real loansum right now.

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Von Dumpski

A polite way of saying you have to take a shit

Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Sir Smashalot

Someone who is a legend for engaging in casual sex with many different women.

Haters: "Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but I hope Sir Smashalot aint gonna show up!
Lovers: Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but only if Sir Smashalot gonna be there! OK????

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Shawayzee

When someone is so exited to see you that he lifts you up in the air like Patrick Swayze did Jennifer Grey in the movie Dirty Dancing. Extra points if you do it coming out of water in slow motion.

Shoot girl!! It’s been DAYS! I’m gonna Shawayzee you when I see you boo!

by The Double E August 09, 2023

Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.

Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!

by The Double E August 17, 2023