Captain Closealot

The official title of a top producing Salesperson.
We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!
by The Double E August 27, 2023
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Grumplestealskin

When a person illegally obtains a skin graft from an individual for either monetary or DNA purposes while the victim is indisposed taking a “ grump” ( #2, poop, poo poo, dump, etc.)
Your honor I swear! I was using the restroom and all the sudden, that “ Grumplestealskin” took out a pocket knife and stole a peace of my skin
by The Double E August 16, 2023
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Shoooot Cuh

When Someone is saying or doing something so outrages that it makes you wanna say say "Holy Shit bro" but can't
Shoooot cuh!?? Why you go poop in that planter over there right next to the restroom??!!
by The Double E August 27, 2023
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Ahbeegah

Short for "all be good" A way to beg for mercy. Usually said when loosing a tickle or pillow fight or when your weird uncle is trying to pin you down and fart on your face. Usually said three times fast.
"Ok!!!! Sorry!! PLEASE don't fart on my face! AHBEEGAH AHBEEGAH AHBEEGAH!!!
by The Double E August 27, 2023
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Roxy Hot

A half- Hispanic, half-white woman, usually 30 years or older that guys flock to everywhere she goes, a celebrity in her own right, great fashion sense, independently wealthy, single, and will also hold her own in a fight.
Man, did you see that MILF ?? SHe is ROXY HOT!
by The Double E June 15, 2021
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Andydo

A reference to the parenting style of Andy Griffith on the "Andy Griffith Show" Solving problems with love, compassion and leadership. Using unfortunate circumstances as a platform to learn and teach valuable life lessons, instill virtues and improve overall moral character.
It's ok honey , we ain't gotta spank the child, I'm gonna handle this like Andydo!
by The Double E August 27, 2023
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phone crutch

A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch
Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!
by The Double E February 27, 2024
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