Definitions by The Double E

Captain Closealot 

The official title of a top producing Salesperson.

We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!

Captain Closealot by The Double E August 26, 2023

Sir Smashalot 

Someone who is a legend for engaging in casual sex with many different women.

Haters: "Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but I hope Sir Smashalot aint gonna show up!
Lovers: Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but only if Sir Smashalot gonna be there! OK????

Sir Smashalot by The Double E August 26, 2023

Von Dumpski 

A polite way of saying you have to take a shit

Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!

Von Dumpski by The Double E August 26, 2023

Hurtalizer 

When someone needs tough love to help them grow.

Shoot.. he act up again? I.m bout to give that boy some hurtalizer!

Hurtalizer by The Double E August 26, 2023

Shoooot Cuh 

When Someone is saying or doing something so outrages that it makes you wanna say say "Holy Shit bro" but can't

Shoooot cuh!?? Why you go poop in that planter over there right next to the restroom??!!

Shoooot Cuh by The Double E August 26, 2023

Ahbeegah 

Short for "all be good" A way to beg for mercy. Usually said when loosing a tickle or pillow fight or when your weird uncle is trying to pin you down and fart on your face. Usually said three times fast.

"Ok!!!! Sorry!! PLEASE don't fart on my face! AHBEEGAH AHBEEGAH AHBEEGAH!!!

Ahbeegah by The Double E August 26, 2023

Wuzitcall

Short for "what's it called?"

ok girl, You caught me on the creep tip! But "wuzitcall when I go through YOUR cell phone?? Alright then.

Wuzitcall by The Double E August 26, 2023