The Double E's definitions

Captain Closealot

The official title of a top producing Salesperson.

We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

dicktastesion

The act of trying to remember something while performing oral sex on a male.

Girl you know that i can’t write that down right now but I’m taking “ dicktastesion” mmmmkkkkk??

by The Double E August 18, 2023

Wuzitcall

Short for "what's it called?"

ok girl, You caught me on the creep tip! But "wuzitcall when I go through YOUR cell phone?? Alright then.

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Ahbeegah

Short for "all be good" A way to beg for mercy. Usually said when loosing a tickle or pillow fight or when your weird uncle is trying to pin you down and fart on your face. Usually said three times fast.

"Ok!!!! Sorry!! PLEASE don't fart on my face! AHBEEGAH AHBEEGAH AHBEEGAH!!!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Supp

When someone has something on their face, usually from ( but not limited to) sloppy eating practices. If pointed out that they have "supp" on their face, and they respond "whats supp" the person is to respond " not much, but clean your face please"

"Hey bro , you got "supp" all over your beard, What's up? Not much but hears a napkin.

by The Double E August 26, 2023

phone crutch

A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch

Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!

by The Double E February 27, 2024

Hurtalizer

When someone needs tough love to help them grow.

Shoot.. he act up again? I.m bout to give that boy some hurtalizer!

by The Double E August 26, 2023