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An affiliation of pirate-gamblers who accept bets called premiums. The dollar amounts of the premiums are non-negotiable but the amounts of the claim settlements, should the company lose the bet, are rarely delivered without argument.
Bob payed his premiums faithfully for years but the insurance company steadfastly refused to pay his legitimate claim.
by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

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(verb transitive)(as defined in the children's book `Ready, Get Set, Snart!`) to fart and sneeze simultaneously. See also feeze
Sally snarted dramatically then ran home to change her shorts.
by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

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(verb transitive)(as defined in the children's book `Teach Me To Feeze`) to fart and sneeze simultaneously. See also snart
Her dramatic feeze caused everyone on the elevator to stop talking.
by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

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Contends that life is like a punchbowl and in each punchbowl there must exist the turd. The turd may be large or small, it may float or hide on the bottom. Some people may try to obscure the existance of their turd with fruit, others may decorate the turd with a tiny umbrella.
Johnny and Sally fell deeply in doodoo when, after searching their punchbowls, they found their turds mutually acceptable.
by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

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sticky spittle or saliva which may or may not contain tobacco or other contents.
The cowboy kicked back his chair, put his feet on the table and hawked a cob into the spittoon which was fully 12 feet away.
by The Doo Doo Guru October 17, 2016

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