Definitions by The Doo Doo Guru

COB 

sticky spittle or saliva which may or may not contain tobacco or other contents.

The cowboy kicked back his chair, put his feet on the table and hawked a cob into the spittoon which was fully 12 feet away.

COB by The Doo Doo Guru October 17, 2016

doodooanity 

Contends that life is like a punchbowl and in each punchbowl there must exist the turd. The turd may be large or small, it may float or hide on the bottom. Some people may try to obscure the existance of their turd with fruit, others may decorate the turd with a tiny umbrella.

Johnny and Sally fell deeply in doodoo when, after searching their punchbowls, they found their turds mutually acceptable.

doodooanity by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

feeze

(verb transitive)(as defined in the children's book `Teach Me To Feeze`) to fart and sneeze simultaneously. See also snart

Her dramatic feeze caused everyone on the elevator to stop talking.

feeze by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

snart 

(verb transitive)(as defined in the children's book `Ready, Get Set, Snart!`) to fart and sneeze simultaneously. See also feeze

Sally snarted dramatically then ran home to change her shorts.

snart by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

insurance company 

An affiliation of pirate-gamblers who accept bets called premiums. The dollar amounts of the premiums are non-negotiable but the amounts of the claim settlements, should the company lose the bet, are rarely delivered without argument.

Bob payed his premiums faithfully for years but the insurance company steadfastly refused to pay his legitimate claim.

insurance company by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004