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Definitions by The Don2

cakesterbation 

The stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals with a cake, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification with a cake. The most popular cakes used in this manner include cupcakes, wedding cakes, and birthday cakes.
Dude 1: Hey man, let's each get a bag of Cheetos to fuck on the way home.

Dude 2: Naw dogg my brother's wedding was yesterday, I'm in for some prime cakesterbation.
cakesterbation by The Don2 October 2, 2007
That dude is a shode.
shode by The Don2 August 17, 2007
A person from the Midwest that practices witchcraft. Obviously, they haven't graduated high school. Additionally, they have poor grammar.
Dude 1: Let's go into this graveyard.

Dude2 : Dude don't go in the graveyard, there's some crazy fucking Corncers in there.
Corncer by The Don2 February 11, 2007
'Variation on "killt" or "killed." '
Yo, man I keelt that HUGO's mom. You know that guy in the McDonald's ads?
keelt by The Don2 November 10, 2006
To get fired from your job, and stopped from doing anything in general. Usually the news comes without notice in a swift manner.
I can't believe that Tom was hobin'd from tech support the other day.
hobin'd by The Don2 September 6, 2006