The stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals with a cake, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification with a cake. The most popular cakes used in this manner include cupcakes, wedding cakes, and birthday cakes.
Dude 1: Hey man, let's each get a bag of Cheetos to fuck on the way home.
Dude 2: Naw dogg my brother's wedding was yesterday, I'm in for some prime cakesterbation.
Dude 2: Naw dogg my brother's wedding was yesterday, I'm in for some prime cakesterbation.
by The Don2 September 19, 2007
A person from the Midwest that practices witchcraft. Obviously, they haven't graduated high school. Additionally, they have poor grammar.
Dude 1: Let's go into this graveyard.
Dude2 : Dude don't go in the graveyard, there's some crazy fucking Corncers in there.
Dude2 : Dude don't go in the graveyard, there's some crazy fucking Corncers in there.
by The Don2 February 09, 2007
by The Don2 November 10, 2006
To get fired from your job, and stopped from doing anything in general. Usually the news comes without notice in a swift manner.
by The Don2 September 06, 2006