Definitions by The Doctor

oefey

Pig Latin for "foe"; often used by urban blacks from about the '40s onwards to alert others to the presence of whites.

"Watch it, here come the oefay."

oefey by The Doctor December 14, 2004

pocket pool 

To stick your hand in your pocket and scratch your balls.

"Hey, man, that girl's lookin' at you -- you better stop playin' pocket pool!"

pocket pool by The Doctor December 12, 2004

hacked

n. The person who is a victim of a computer hacker.
v. The past tense of "hack" with regard to computers.

1. The hacked complained about what was done to his computer last night.

2. I didn't tell him, but I hacked his computer last night.

hacked by The Doctor November 24, 2004

Ya Face 

Literally, "your face" but used as if to say "your ugly face," usually as a non sequitur in answer to questions.

"Why did you want to talk to me?"

"Ya face!"

Ya Face by The Doctor November 11, 2004

fantabating 

Imagining masturbation.

Just looking at her, he couldn't help fantabating.

fantabating by The Doctor November 9, 2004

Fan Fiction 

1. Fiction written by fans about an extant fictional universe.
2. Amateur fiction of any kind published in fanzines.

He wrote a great piece of fan fiction set in the universe of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

She had a piece of fan fiction published in THE CRUDZINE QUARTERLY.

Fan Fiction by The Doctor November 9, 2004

shine 

A racist (pejorative) word for black people. Every bit as offensive as "nigger."

After calling that black dude a "shine," I think he's going to have to go back to Alabama to pick up the remainder of his teeth.

shine by The Doctor November 7, 2004