The Doctor's definitions

Sixty-eight

A sexual position, rather like "69," except with "68," your sexual partner does you first and then you owe them one.

I'd say that sixty-eight is by far my favorite sexual position.

by The Doctor October 18, 2004

playgirl

A woman who enjoys sex and isn't ashamed to admit it. One who probably reads PLAYGIRL magazines, acts out her own nonharmful fantasies, is concerned with sex as a mutual pleasure and does what it takes to reach her own sexual fulfillment.

She's an unabashed playgirl and proud of it.

by The Doctor December 26, 2004

Fan Fiction

1. Fiction written by fans about an extant fictional universe.
2. Amateur fiction of any kind published in fanzines.

He wrote a great piece of fan fiction set in the universe of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

She had a piece of fan fiction published in THE CRUDZINE QUARTERLY.

by The Doctor November 9, 2004

daft cunt

n. NE England slang term for idiotic dickhead

Ah, fuck off, ya daft cunt.

by The Doctor September 28, 2004

Einstein

Name of one of the most brilliant men of the 20th century, used ironically to express the opposite of intelligence.

You can't tie your shoelaces and chew gum at the same time, can you, Einstein?

by The Doctor February 19, 2005

shine

A racist (pejorative) word for black people. Every bit as offensive as "nigger."

After calling that black dude a "shine," I think he's going to have to go back to Alabama to pick up the remainder of his teeth.

by The Doctor November 7, 2004

lipparini

A Italian last name that orginiates from the meaning God-like or chosen one. The origin is not clearly stated but it is believed to mean eternal sex god or perfect in every way shape or form. Usually someone who bears the name is someone of great pride with endless riches of women, money, and power.

Girl 1- "Wow he should be a Lipparini!"

Girl 2- "I know he's so perfect and hot
"

by The Doctor June 10, 2014