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Definitions by The Dirty Mike

Dirty Mike

A north texas snapchat legend known for his wild parties, funny videos, and long mullet.
If you add @vortec02 on Snapchat you will see a video of him chugging a beer standing on a bar while everyone says, “ Dirty Mike, Dirty Mike”
Dirty Mike by The Dirty Mike June 22, 2021
The flaky skin on an old mans ball sack that resembles the look of rust.
“That old man had a brown spot in his sock.”
“Must’ve been chung”
Chung by The Dirty Mike June 22, 2021
1. verb. The process of smoking a controlled substance.
2. noun. Meth
Bailey didn’t see me try to hand him the pipe so I tried again and said, “esquave”? He immediately knew it was his turn to hit it.
esquave by The Dirty Mike June 22, 2021

Super chill spot 

A place (most commonly found in a bedroom of a cottage) that is super chill and private enough to do drugs in. Usually occupied by 2-6 meth heads at one time.
“Hey yo Mike meet at the super chill spot. J-Money got some shit.”
1. verb. The act or process of smoking a controlled substance known as meth
2. noun. Meth
Bailey wasn’t paying attention when I tried to hand him the pipe so I looked at him and said, “esquave”
esquave by The Dirty Mike June 22, 2021