The Dirty David's definitions

Bart

When you burp and fart at the same time.

Glen just barted. I could smell the beer he drank and the hot dog gas he passed.

by The Dirty David October 25, 2020

Cock salad

An unwashed, uncircumcised, dirty penis with chunks of cheese dressed in creamy smegma goo

Mary likes cock salad. The dirtier the better, she told me.

by The Dirty David December 6, 2020

Gully

A person from a small town below the hills.

Mary, Why were you with that Gully? You need to hook up with a hill boy, not a gully!

by The Dirty David December 26, 2020