3 definitions by The Devil's Mistress

triple threat

A sad state of affairs or just pure back luck when a person (most oftenly a female) is ugly, fat, and has bad hair.

Quick, hide your lunches! Amanda the triple threat is waddling in here!

by The Devil's Mistress July 7, 2005

the metric system

A system of measurement used worldwide that would be completely unknown to American's if we didn't buy drugs.

Drugs have taught a whole generation of kids the metric system.

by The Devil's Mistress July 6, 2005

suck bag

A variation of the douche bag. From the same family but much more severe. Someone you would enjoy watching get painfully attacked by crazed weasels.
Example:
1.The kid in school who would remind the teacher about the homework.
2.The slow witted 18 year old girl who goes 35 in the left lane.
3. Chet from Wierd Science, Dr. Chilton from Silence of the Lambs, or Carrot Top.
4.The sibling/cousin/assface that snitches to your parents when you're smoking pot in your room.

Chet explained to mom and dad the difference between insense and pot smoke...what a suck bag.

by The Devil's Mistress July 6, 2005