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Definitions by The Deuce

brady bunch 

I admit, Cindy Brady was annoying, Greg Brady was a freakin' square, and the youngest boy was such a nonentity that I can't even remember his damn name! However, Jan and Marcia were sexy as all hell, and Peter Brady was a muthafuckin P-I-M-P! Peter Brady is such a PIMP he's dating a model HALF HIS MUTHA FUCKIN AGE! Peter Brady such a Pimp, he goes to a strip club and the ladies pay him to take his shirt off! Peter Brady is my hero!
brady bunch by The Deuce December 28, 2005

nekkid Puerto Rican girl 

some hot chick from PR who likes to get butt nekkid and work it like a stripper pole
DO NOT DISTURB cuz a nekkid Puerto Rican girl is making Harry Longfellow VERY HAPPY!

hip-holka 

the crypto-fied musical lunch that fuses hip-hop and polka; characterized by smooth, funkified lyrics, a rhythmatic bass guitar and drums combo, wind instruments (specifically, saxphones, trumpets, and trumbones) and one badass muthfuckin accordion
Listen to da funk
As my hip-holka sounds...
hip-holka by The Deuce December 17, 2005

necktastic 

/ADJECTIVE/ of or pertaining to rednecks, redneck interests, redneck things, or redneck-like behavior; white trash; of the domain of the trailer park
Distilling moonshine in the woods behind your double-wide is NECKTASTIC. Fucking your sister because her "titties look great" is necktastic. Poor dental health due to dip & lack of toothpaste is necktastic.
necktastic by The Deuce December 16, 2005

punky brewster effect 

/noun/ occurrence in which a plain-looking child star becomes SMOKIN' HOT after going through puberty; named after a sitcom character played by Soleil Moon Frye in the mid-1980's; also known as rudy huxtable syndrome
Soleil Moon Frye, Alyssa Milano, and Keisha Knight Pulliam all went through the punky brewster effect.
punky brewster effect by The Deuce December 16, 2005

rudy huxtable syndrome

/noun/ occurance in which a plain-looking child star becomes SEXY AS ALL HELL after going through puberty; named after Keisha Knight Pulliam's character on "The Cosby Show;" also known as the punky brewster effect
Keisha Knight Pulliam, Alyssa Milano, & Soleil Moon Frye all have rudy huxtable syndrome.
rudy huxtable syndrome by The Deuce December 16, 2005