The Dearth 's definitions

Tarmac the drive

To deficate in one's underwear.
To shit yourself

Hurry up in there luv, I'm about to tarmac the drive

by The Dearth June 29, 2021

Shogdit

The polite way to say dog shit

I'm not cycling up that way, there's shogdit everywhere

by The Dearth May 27, 2021

Twatsville

A place where twats live

Hello and welcome to Twatsville

by The Dearth May 27, 2021

Cromer vs Cromer

A movie filmed at the british resort, starring Dustin Hoffman

Did you see Cromer vs Cromer

by The Dearth November 26, 2019