The Daddy's definitions

blagged

A piece of property etc that has been stolen.

I just blagged this dildo out of your mums drawer

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

Shit Stick

A twig used when you stand in dog shit to flick the larger bits off

I just stood in the biggest dog shit ever. Look how much poo is on this shitstick

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

mob

The bunch of pesky kids and drunkards that walk past my house making noise every night.

Look at that mob of little towny kids breaking and throwing things

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

dry butt fuck

To copulate with someones anal passage without the aid of lubrication

My boyfriend was fucking me last night, then he pinned me down and without spitting on my hole first he dry butt fucked me. It really hurt

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

underpants

The garment traditionally worn underneath trousers to stop your old man from chaffing on your zip.

Do you have holes in your underpants?
How do you get them on then?!

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

scoobynet

Internet site scoobynet.co.uk
where assorted idiots talk about how much faster their subaru is than every other car on the road including ferraris and porches. Also despite being a car site has forums for DIY (my subaru is a better drill then a Black and decker). sport ( my subaru is a better football player than david beckham) and other crap like muppets where wankers talk rubbish all day and say wibble.

Get a life, moi, nope I am going to spend each and every day on scoobynet.

by the daddy February 26, 2004

blagged

To be tricked, to talk your way out of something.

That bastard blagged me into a field and then he fingered me
I just blagged my way out of cheating on my bitch

by The Daddy March 13, 2003