The Creeper's definitions

fresh pressed poop

The act of squeezing recently picked up dog poop while in a plastic bag.

I picked up the dog poop using an inside out baggie and then squished it through my fingers. It was warm. I love the feeling of fresh pressed poop

by the creeper October 21, 2009

Double Dog Ghosting

A retaliatory act that is taken if you've been the victim of ghosting whereby in the event the ghoster ever in the future re-attempts to communicate the original victim can ignore the ghoster and claim the double dog ghost.

I can't believe Edson ghosted me and four months later decided to hit me up for a booty call. I am totally double dog ghosting him.

by the creeper May 4, 2018

Hitchcock Scale

Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.

Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."

by the creeper July 30, 2020

Blow Wetter

A rechargeable dildo that looks like a handheld hair care appliance.

Oh kids! That’s just my blow dryer, put that back. Later that day…. “OMG Allison can you believe my kids found my dildo. I told them it was a blow wetter.”

by the creeper May 14, 2025