Definitions by The Commonsensualist

Colon Kush 

When you swallow weed to avoid charges and crap it out later

Scooter boy avoided weed charges by swallowing the bag.,I heard he smoked that Colon Kush after it came back out!

Colon Kush by The Commonsensualist February 25, 2020

Colon Kush 

When you swallow weed to avoid charges and crap it out later

Scooter boy avoided weed charges by swallowing the bag.,I heard he smoked that Colon Kush after it came back out!

Colon Kush by The Commonsensualist February 25, 2020

Dativersery 

The date that marks the 1 year marks the 356th day following a couples first date.

Hey, Today is J's 1 year dativersery. I think we should take them out tonight to celebrate.

Dativersery by The Commonsensualist February 27, 2015

Autoscrewed 

When a text message is sent without realizing that autotype had put in words you didn't type.

"Yeah, they broke up 3 weeks ago. Apparently he'd sent her a text and after she read it she was so disgusted that she text him back that she could never be with someone like him and he shouldn't call her anymore. Then I heard a few days ago that his phone had autoscrewed him. She found out yesterday and hasn't left her room since"

Autoscrewed by The Commonsensualist June 23, 2014

bootooth 

Marks left from being bitten by a girlfriend or boyfriend in ones skin; out of anger.

Man look at those bootooth marks left in his arm by Angela!, I hope the infection can be cured!

bootooth by The Commonsensualist April 26, 2014

Pandamorous 

Pandamorous; someone with a very high regard and passion for Panda bears.

That barmaid really loves Pandas, I've never seen anyone adore them like she does. I guess you could say she's quite Pandamorous!,as are many now that I think about it.

Pandamorous by The Commonsensualist November 3, 2013

Texcussion 

A discussion between two or more individuals via text or social media text. Ie; Cell Phone, Facebook, Twitter etc...

"Look Agnes, I'm going home. It's hard to talk to someone who is always in the middle of a texcussion with everyone else. You're rude, have a good night!"

Texcussion by The Commonsensualist April 11, 2013