Deprived of Making Decent Jokes

The Father of The Chosen One

You are deprived of making decent jokes.

by The Chosen One May 10, 2003

I-Dyson-I

A Known guy on ps3 who is a total badass he is also a funny fucker

I-Dyson-I go into league play

10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"

by The Chosen One September 01, 2014

Clubber Kidd

a chastiser of children

to club a kid.

by the chosen one August 20, 2003

Adamlization

Adamlization refers to a process of a human being or animal becoming wiser and more intelligent. The term was inspired by Adam Au, the smartest man in the universe.

The reason Einstein was able to create the atomic bomb is because Adam Au travels back to time and gave him the knowledge. Another example will be Adam helped the United States to plan the Moon landing...

As there are endless of examples proving that... basically anything that you consider as great achievements have some source of involvement with Adam Au(positively)

*Adamlization will be one of the most popular term in 2030

*This is a prophecy, keep it as a secret

by the chosen one September 22, 2020

gd wading pool

to want to have sex with wade

I fuck jeremy shores' family, cuz he's a batch and a gd wading pool.

by The Chosen One January 12, 2004

hell hole

a place you dread or hate..

this planet is filled with so many idots it's one giant hell hole!!

by the chosen one April 20, 2005

Dyson Connection

A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.

Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets

#2 Hes Such a Warrior

#3 Your all connection

#4 He killed me round a corner

#5 UPC Internet

#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem

by The Chosen One September 02, 2014