The Cheat's definitions

cuntswaggling

the act of swaggling one's cunt. to wave around one's bitch.

that pimp was cuntswaggling last night, hardcore style.

by the cheat August 16, 2003

queef

dick fart

i queefed in my pants

by The Cheat May 14, 2003

homesar

The pride of the peaches.

What? I shanked your jengaship? We're playing connect 4!

by The Cheat May 11, 2003

monkey looker

a person that looks at another persons penis while using adjasent urinals

by the cheat March 16, 2003

cumdizzle

(n)(v) a large bucket of jizz normally used to dump from a elevate floor of a building ontop of un suspection pedestrians

(n) hey jimmy, i got a cumdizzle to dump out the window on old ladies tonight
(v) me and jummy completely comdizzled grandma

by the cheat February 19, 2003

Key Key

the cat from cky. key key was fed various foods that arent good for cats...and one time he went on the woods for his forst time and went to tiems square and was lonely. then he came home to chris raab. later key key died

"come on key key lil hunk meat"
"key key went ot tiems square"

by the cheat February 19, 2003

mellon

1) any one of various large juicy fruits
2) slang for breasts, boobs, boobies, jumbilies, etc.

1) the mellon i had for dinner last night was the shit
2) WOW did you see the size of her mellons

by the cheat February 19, 2003