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Bottle-Feeder

The nightclub equivalent to an ocean bottom-feeder. The girls who hover around the VIP section of a club to try and get to a table to drink for free off their bottle and acquire a false sense of status. They can often be found in super tight, short dresses dancing provocatively in front of the VIP section of a club trying to catfish a sucker.
"Robin, why are those girls being stage five clingers to our boyfriends?"

"Oh they're just being scavengers looking for a free drink ticket...they're just bottle-feeders, don't worry, no decent guy respects them."
by The Cason-Point December 13, 2013
mugGet the Bottle-Feedermug.

It pays the taxes

The replacement saying for "It pays the bills" in reference to writing off a job as merely a means of income, and in no way an enjoyable or lucrative way of making a living.
Due to the increase in taxes "It pays the taxes" takes the place of "It pays the bills" while it takes a second job or additional income to actually pay the bills.
"How's your new job going?"

"It's going ... it pays the taxes. I'm looking for a part-time job now to pay the bills"
by The Cason-Point April 13, 2010
mugGet the It pays the taxesmug.

selfie-absorbed

A person whose instagram and other social media photo galleries are filled with selfies - even including the full body mirror reflection ones. The annoying self absorbed people who chronicalize every mundane detail of their lives by posting selfies.
See exhibit A: Kim Kardashian's instagram/twitter
#selfie-absorbed
by The Cason-Point December 14, 2013
mugGet the selfie-absorbedmug.

Bubbly

A more polite and indiscrete way to say Gassy. Full of gas bubbles.
"Do you have any Gas-X? I should not have eaten that broccoli and cheese soup ... I am bubbly now. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go blow a bubble!"
by The Cason-Point February 5, 2010
mugGet the Bubblymug.

HOmewrecker

HOmewrecker. Ho+home wrecker. Emphasis on the HO in home. A homewrecker defined by being a ho - a cheating catalyst and enemy to all females and families.
"Why am I looking at Tiger Wood's mistress #345 in a magazine? Since when are we glorifying HOmewreckers?
by The Cason-Point February 27, 2010
mugGet the HOmewreckermug.

Crotch Fight

The opposite of a cock fight in which two females fight - usually over a guy
Brittney and Amy have both been dating Jason

Oh shit ... crotch fight!
by The Cason-Point January 31, 2010
mugGet the Crotch Fightmug.

selfie-obsessed

A person who is so self-obsessed that they post copious amounts of selfies on their social media with no purpose other than to say "look at me!" They do this in hopes of getting 'likes' and comments telling them they're good looking as that's their way of validating their looks and sense of self(ie)-worth. This narcissism is actually a common practice of someone with low self esteem that tries to overcompensate for their insecurities by posting filtered pictures of themselves hoping to get compliments to feed their ego...as if we don't know that for every one selfie posted there are 10 others deleted.
"I had to un-follow Cassie on instagram because she posts a selfie every five minutes like "look at me on my way to the gym," "now here I am getting my hair done," like I care!"

"If you think that's bad look at Kim Kardashian's - now she is selfie-obsessed, on instagram and real life!"
by The Cason-Point April 14, 2014
mugGet the selfie-obsessedmug.

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