Definitions by The Captive Spirit
Ageless Wonder
Someone who never reveals their age and never seems to celebrate a birthday. If somehow you happen upon this information and share it with others they’ll take it very offensively.
Jackie is an ageless wonder. No matter how many times I ask she won't tell me how old she is or when her birthday is
Ageless Wonder by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
President Chimp
A nickname given to a president (or any other senior authority figure) who is clearly incompetent and completely ill-suited to his position of power but still manages to maintain at least some form of likability factor.
This expression became popular during the early years of the George W. Bush administration.
This expression became popular during the early years of the George W. Bush administration.
All hail President Chimp! He may be incompetent but he sure does make us smile! Haha! Did you hear what he just said?
President Chimp by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Wise Alice
The female equivalent of “Smart Alec”. A wise guy… er, girl who always has a witty comeback for everything and portrays herself as bold, outspoken, and playfully mischievous
Wise Alice by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
In Your Dreams
A sarcastic way of responding to - or interrupting – someone who is busy telling you about their master plan and all the unrealistically fantastic things they think will happen to them. By using this expression you are suggesting the only place their desired outcome is likely to happen is in their dreams.
In Your Dreams by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Dare To Dream
Similar to the expression “in your dreams” which is a sarcastic way of responding to - or interrupting – someone who is busy telling you about their master plan and all the unrealistically fantastic things they think will happen to them. Only in this version additional emphasis is placed on the boldness and arrogance of their claims.
Victoria: Soon enough your boyfriend will realize how pathetic you are and then he’ll be all mine
Liz: Dare to dream! Chris loves me and despises you
Liz: Dare to dream! Chris loves me and despises you
Dare To Dream by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Quit Dreaming
Similar to the expression “in your dreams” which is a sarcastic way of responding to - or interrupting – someone who is busy telling you about their master plan and all the unrealistically fantastic things they think will happen to them. The difference is in this version you are making it clear they should get over themselves
Steve: I’m going to win this race and humiliate you in the process
Harry: Quit dreaming! That’ll never happen.
Harry: Quit dreaming! That’ll never happen.
Quit Dreaming by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
The Bronze
The Bronze is the awesome club where you and all your cool friends plan to hang out over the weekend, only it isn't really called "The Bronze". You call it that instead of referring to the location by its actual name so you don’t have to worry about tag-a-longs
Clara: Hey are you coming to Everett's tomorrow night?
Molly: Shush! Call it The Bronze. I don’t want freaks following us there
Molly: Shush! Call it The Bronze. I don’t want freaks following us there
The Bronze by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010