8 definitions by The British Bostonian

lauren

She is probably a ginger or of European descent of some kind. She is so shy but sweet. Some people are mean to her and she has a low self-esteem. She is immature in the sense that she still likes to cuddle with stuffed animals, skips in the hallways, and may or may not have a lisp of some kind. She is friendly once you get to know her and really polite. She is sincere. She likes soccer but is not the best player ever. She's Lauren. She's just really nice. She is usually behind on the average milestones that happen at her age. Ex. Not getting a boyfriend until years after high school

Look at Lauren over there, hunched over in her seat.
Yeah, she was apologizing to the whole soccer team for missing that goal.
She's so nice.
Yeah. But how can she walk with that backpack, it's huge.

by The British Bostonian November 16, 2016

regretamedia

Regretting joining a social app due to its being stupid, too stupid, posting regrettable things on there, etc.

Look at this perfect example of regretamedia- joining a Facebook group full of fuckboys.

by The British Bostonian November 16, 2016

bad jaw

The soreness your jaw feels after giving a blowjob.

Oh man, I got bad jaw after hooking up with Bill last night.

by The British Bostonian November 16, 2016

assbigot

Having anal sex with a real jerk. It's not even that good, and he finishes while you are just a toy to him, void of feeling.

I had sex with an assbigot last night.
Laura! What did I tell you about hooking up with assholes?!?!

by The British Bostonian November 15, 2016

assbigot

Having anal sex with a real jerk. It's not even that good, and he finishes while you are just a toy to him, void of feeling.

I had sex with an assbigot last night.
Laura! What did I tell you about hooking up with assholes?!?!

by The British Bostonian November 15, 2016

dirty

Suggesting sexual ideas.

His mind is so dirty, when she drinks from a straw it reminds him of a blowjob.

by The British Bostonian November 16, 2016

Jacksepticeye Syndrome

Watching so much Jacksepticeye that you unintentionally fall in love with him.

I got a case of the Jacksepticeye syndrome. I mean, look how cute he is! I want to fuck his brains out.

by The British Bostonian November 16, 2016