The Beast (The Real One)'s definitions

John Shea Method

Do whatever you want, but it must work

I used the John Shea Method to pass my test.

by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021

Gore Four

The final things in a bag in my pocket.

Gore Four is what ended it

by The Beast (The Real One) September 17, 2020

Big Booty Judy

A girl (or a guy, if he's Rikishi Phatu) with a big butt but denies it

Damn, that's big. She like a Big Booty Judy.

by The Beast (The Real One) September 17, 2020

The greatest phone book in Jamaica

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by The Beast (The Real One) September 16, 2020

Fartholomew

Fartholomew the Butcher

Fartholomew the Butcher

by The Beast (The Real One) September 16, 2020

Chi/Chem

What to say when you don't know someone's gender.
He/She/Chi
Him/Her/Chem

"That puppy is so cute. Look at chem walk!" (Instead of saying "Look at it walk," which makes it seem as if the puppy is not a living organism.) chi/chem

by The Beast (The Real One) September 16, 2020

Underappreciated

Someone who never gets respect for how good they actually are at something.

Man, Adieny Hechavarría is so underappreciated. Why is he not a Gold Glove winner?

by The Beast (The Real One) September 16, 2020