Definitions by The Beard

Klyneing 

To approach a tall woman and place your foot on her head

I met this really tall girl last night. I told my friends I was going to Klyne that mountain and put my foot on her summit. Talk about mountain Klyneing!

Klyneing by The beard June 11, 2018

Gremlin Brandybuck 

Lady midget giving blow job and bites down when you are about to finish. While reading a book.

"My dick still hurts from that Gremlin Brandybuck."

Gremlin Brandybuck by The Beard January 5, 2015

Full steve

When an individual becomes inebriated and insists on talking loudly and making grand hand gestures not unlike Steve Jobs.

Last night Brian got shitfaced and went full Steve, what an asshole.
A dude at the bar went full Steve and we had to save him from going home with 2 tranny's.

Full steve by The beard August 26, 2013

SQUISHED 

a word for stoned, usually preceaded by totally and ended with man.

Man, I'm totally squished man!

SQUISHED by the beard September 18, 2006

FLUMP 

a chateauguay slang word for pot... It can also be the act of smoking pot where FLUMPING is also acceptable... a FLUMPER is a joint... to be FLUMPED is used but not often

Gordo took out some flump, rolled a flumper, and went out side to flump. When he was done flumping, he was totally flumped.

FLUMP by the beard September 18, 2006