Definitions by The BS Express

Lacersphincterectomy 

The medical term for tearing one a new asshole

Larry's manager asked him to work a double shift on Christmas Day with no pay, whereby Larry responded with a Yuletide Lacersphincterectomy.

Lacersphincterectomy by The BS Express January 29, 2022

Craniorectoscopy 

The surgical procedure whereby one's head is removed from their hind quarters.

Adam recently underwent a successful craniorectoscopy, freeing up his head, which was embedded in his ass for decades

Craniorectoscopy by The BS Express January 28, 2022

Cumpatriot 

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.

Cumpatriot by The BS Express January 23, 2022

walmatose 

The malady afflicting millions roaming the aisles of the land where prices fall.

Paul' high school football experience returning kickoffs enabled him to zig and zag through the Walmatose masses.

walmatose by The BS Express January 21, 2022

Shartruse 

Causing someone to shit themselves by use of chicanery.

Gustav spiked Milton's protein shake with X-Lax, causing a horrific blowout. He was lauded by his remaining friends for this superb shartruse.

Shartruse by The BS Express January 11, 2022

Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

Flex Crapassitor by The BS Express January 7, 2022

Prostitoot 

The act of oral sex, administered by a lady of the evening

Sherman was late on his car payment, as a result of an unbudgeted $75 expenditure for a prostitoot.

Prostitoot by The BS Express December 18, 2021