Potasshole

An individual who responds to virtually every text, regardless of its depth or complexity, with 'K'

Gregory responded to 87 consecutive texts with 'K', thus earning the moniker 'King of Potassholes'

by The BS Express December 17, 2021

Pandeminimum

The antonym of pandemonium; a condition caused by someone with zero charisma or energy.

Beatrice was dubbed "The Princess of Pandeminimum", due to her prolific ability to render any social gathering lifeless.

by The BS Express May 18, 2024

Saturfuck

The feeling of utter despair upon realizing it is not the weekend, as originally thought.

Phil woke up and started getting ready for the beach until Saturfuck set in, at which point he changed into his work clothes...

by The BS Express September 16, 2022

shitframed

Entering a bathroom that was recently the site of a horrific anal exorcism, where the creator of said exorcism has already vacated the premises, and subsequently taking the blame as new users enter the crime scene...

Eddie was shitframed for Duke's China Buffet-induced major bowel evacuation, as Duke had already gone back to his desk, but to Eddie's misfortune, Philps followed him in...

by The BS Express September 26, 2022

Shartruse

Causing someone to shit themselves by use of chicanery.

Gustav spiked Milton's protein shake with X-Lax, causing a horrific blowout. He was lauded by his remaining friends for this superb shartruse.

by The BS Express January 11, 2022

walmatose

The malady afflicting millions roaming the aisles of the land where prices fall.

Paul' high school football experience returning kickoffs enabled him to zig and zag through the Walmatose masses.

by The BS Express January 21, 2022

flabuloso

The feeling of euphoria experienced when one fits 185 pounds of person into 125 pounds of outfit.

Agnes was feeling flabuloso after she somehow stuffed herself (with the aid of a plunger) into her Christmas dress.

by The BS Express December 05, 2022