Agnes was feeling flabuloso after she somehow stuffed herself (with the aid of a plunger) into her Christmas dress.
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Paul' high school football experience returning kickoffs enabled him to zig and zag through the Walmatose masses.
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That momentary pondering of choosing something healthy on the menu, before ordering the complete opposite.
Dominic considered ordering a cobb salad, but after brief menuflection ordered the quadruple bypass burger.
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Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.
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Jack regarded his nutsack as sackrosanct and irresistable by the opposite sex. His grandiose plans were balled up by Mira, who bagged their date...
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