28 definitions by The BS Express

Prostitoot

The act of oral sex, administered by a lady of the evening

Sherman was late on his car payment, as a result of an unbudgeted $75 expenditure for a prostitoot.

by The BS Express December 18, 2021

Cumpatriot

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.

by The BS Express January 23, 2022

Attenshit

The art of pretending to be concerned about something you could give a rat's ass about.

Though trying to look involved during a meeting she was having with her manager, Miranda was suffering from Attenshit Deficit Disorder.

by The BS Express January 20, 2023

Saturfuck

The feeling of utter despair upon realizing it is not the weekend, as originally thought.

Phil woke up and started getting ready for the beach until Saturfuck set in, at which point he changed into his work clothes...

by The BS Express September 16, 2022

Asshawk

A Mohawk on a hairy hiney.

Gil's obtrusive body hair made him a prime candidate for an Asshawk.

by The BS Express May 12, 2022

Effeed

Truncated version of Future Endeavored, referring the loss of one's employment...not to be confused with effed, which is the truncated version of well, you know...

Julian was effeed by his employer after being late for work 11 consecutive days.

by The BS Express December 1, 2022

Mealancholy

The feeling of deep sadness experienced when nearly at the end of a fabulous food item.

Liz was overcome by mealancholy when she reached the final few bites of her Chicago Dog.

by The BS Express November 5, 2022