The Aquatic Falcon's definitions

zoe west

A person who is extremely smart and very dull

Zoe West is going to Harvard! That dim bulb? I’m proud of them

by The Aquatic Falcon June 20, 2022

darren day

December 25th

You have to buy a Darren a gift

Oh man it’s Darren day, I gotta get him a gift

by The Aquatic Falcon December 5, 2023

dead stick

Getting an object or title that would usually fail most of the time

Why do I have to get that one? Stop leaving me with the Dead Stick

by The Aquatic Falcon April 15, 2022

Scotti Erhart

Someone who is an absolute chad and extremely hot

Yo did you hear about Scotti Erhart? Woah they’re such a chad!

by The Aquatic Falcon June 20, 2022

Darren Shipley

baddest bitch around if im being honest

wow that’s darren shipley? man i wish i was him, he’s a total bad bitch

by The Aquatic Falcon April 22, 2022