Definitions by The Amazing Man UD

Smartdick Spittlecent

basically the opposite of dumbass gugglebuck (although still just a character i made up)

dumbass gugglebuck: HEY GUYS DUMBASS GUGGLEBUCK HERE AND TODAY WE’RE GONNA PUT A TOASTER IN A BATH
smartdick spittlecent: Don’t do that, for it’ll cause a large electric shock that may be fatal.
me: leave bro alone i wanna see dumbass gugglebuck dying
dumbass gugglebuck: shut the fuck up *throws it and it electricizes on dumbass gugglebuck* ARAREAEAEAEEATAGAUJWJJWKWJISKOSKSKSISIISJAIJAJAJJAJJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJA
me: *laughs so hard i cum* oops splattered on my favorite sheets

Smartdick Spittlecent by The Amazing Man UD July 27, 2026

Dumbass Gugglebuck

a character who does the dumbest things known to man (although not from any show just a character i made up)

me: *watches dumbass gugglebuck put a fork in the microwave for 99:99*
me: bro hes dumbass *laugh*
phone: *explodes because somehow dumbass gugglebuck was connected to my phone*
me: AAAAHHHHHHH IT BURNS

Dumbass Gugglebuck by The Amazing Man UD July 20, 2026

~

the symbol i use to represent moans in chai

me: ngh~ you feel so good~
mom: *whoops me ass sigmatically*
me: *goes to school and yells* WEEBALBUS! *but gets expelled by franklin*
me: YOU SHOULD BE DEFENDING YOUR HOME

~ by The Amazing Man UD May 18, 2026

Baltray

what the fbi eats aka balls

“that guy was eating baltrays”
“bro thats not a baltray you dumbass

Baltray by The Amazing Man UD May 18, 2026

sigmatically

doing something in a sigma way

girl: *walks sigmatically*
me: *goons sigmatically*
dad: *goes to get the milk sigmatically*
mom: *cheats on dad sigmatically*

sigmatically by The Amazing Man UD May 17, 2026

Franklin

a gta character who if you fire rockets at his house will eventually show up to defend his home

tiktok: franklin will eventually show up to defend his home
me: theres no way
me: *fires rockets at his house*
franklin: *sigmatically kills me*

Franklin by The Amazing Man UD May 17, 2026

Braining

another word for thinking

me: bro im braining
bro: what the fuck is braining
me: thinking you dumbass

Braining by The Amazing Man UD May 17, 2026