Definitions by The Adjonasis

Pansy Ass Fruit Fuck 

A gay person who is scared shitless

Just jump! Your being a pansy ass fruit fuck.

Pansy Ass Fruit Fuck by The Adjonasis July 6, 2016

Mediocrity rules 

Said when you're happy or exited. An alternative to saying "I love life!!!" Also a song from Le Tigre.

*Teacher gives Billy his test*

Billy: I got 100?!?! Mediocrity rules!
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Mom: Alex, we're going to the arcade!

Alex: Mediocrity rules!

Mediocrity rules by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016

God 

Santa Clause for adults.

Atheist: I broke my leg.

Christian: Don't worry, I will pray for you, and God will make your leg heal faster!

Atheist: Tha fuck?

God by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016

FriendFuck

Fucking one of your friends just once, only to never have any sexual content ever again.

Dude, me and Cathy friendfucked.

FriendFuck by The Adjonasis June 16, 2016