The Adjonasis's definitions

God

Santa Clause for adults.

Atheist: I broke my leg.

Christian: Don't worry, I will pray for you, and God will make your leg heal faster!

Atheist: Tha fuck?

by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016

Pansy Ass Fruit Fuck

A gay person who is scared shitless

Just jump! Your being a pansy ass fruit fuck.

by The Adjonasis July 6, 2016

FriendFuck

Fucking one of your friends just once, only to never have any sexual content ever again.

Dude, me and Cathy friendfucked.

by The Adjonasis June 16, 2016

Mediocrity rules

Said when you're happy or exited. An alternative to saying "I love life!!!" Also a song from Le Tigre.

*Teacher gives Billy his test*

Billy: I got 100?!?! Mediocrity rules!
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Mom: Alex, we're going to the arcade!

Alex: Mediocrity rules!

by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016