Definitions by The Ù

Fagmuffin

n: A very flamboyant male who makes homosexual references, inquires, body language.

Hey Bob, see Dick over there? He's a goddamn fagmuffin, let's go donkey punch him.

Damn fagmuffin.

Fagmuffin by The Ù December 9, 2002

Deathjerk 

When a male (or female) excites the male reproductive organ (penis) to the extent where the victim has heart failure from: lack of oxygen supply or lack of blood to the brain

1."Dude, have you seen Sean today?"
2."Didn't you hear? His mom found him, did a deathjerk"
1. "Poor fucker."

Deathjerk by The Ù December 9, 2002

autoerotic asphyxiation 

When one accidently commits suicide by depriving oxygen to the brain while masturbating. See deathjerk

1. "Know how many people die each year from autoerotic asphyxiation?"
2. "No"
1. "1000!"

autoerotic asphyxiation by The Ù December 9, 2002

X-Phile 

A person who is a fan of the hit TV Show "X-Files"

I am such an X-Phile, fuck you Trekers.

X-Phile by The Ù December 9, 2002