The Ù's definitions

Deathjerk

When a male (or female) excites the male reproductive organ (penis) to the extent where the victim has heart failure from: lack of oxygen supply or lack of blood to the brain

1."Dude, have you seen Sean today?"
2."Didn't you hear? His mom found him, did a deathjerk"
1. "Poor fucker."

by The Ù December 9, 2002

Fagmuffin

n: A very flamboyant male who makes homosexual references, inquires, body language.

Hey Bob, see Dick over there? He's a goddamn fagmuffin, let's go donkey punch him.

Damn fagmuffin.

by The Ù December 9, 2002

autoerotic asphyxiation

When one accidently commits suicide by depriving oxygen to the brain while masturbating. See deathjerk

1. "Know how many people die each year from autoerotic asphyxiation?"
2. "No"
1. "1000!"

by The Ù December 9, 2002

X-Phile

A person who is a fan of the hit TV Show "X-Files"

I am such an X-Phile, fuck you Trekers.

by The Ù December 9, 2002