n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman
is -10,000 Fonzies.
When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.
n. An incomprehensibly skanky night walker, is to a hooker what a superhero is to a human (but with more VD's).
Linda is a powerwhore, she blew ten guys. At once.
Guy: You're a powerwhore.
Dude: What's your reasoning behind that?
n. Derived from Greek meaning, "a fucking dickwad." Used in reference to cockjockies, asscrabs, bitches, and assbuckets, to name but a few.
That Johny is a fucknaut, he insulted my girlfriend then vomited in my car.
Charleece really didn't like it when Steven did a Hausedorfer on her chest.
Playstation, Microsoft, and Nintendo fanboys are all cockjockies.
n. An ethnic slur against those from Hindustan.
Drive this cab faster you damn punjabber.
Look at all the curry this punjabber put on my chicken, it's completely ruined!
v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop
After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.