5 definitions by The Freshness
Vodka and pineapple mixed drink . A top shelf cocktail with a top floor name for bad and boujee bitches.
Patron: I’ll take a penthouse
Bartender: a what? I’m not familiar
Patron: A Tito’s and pineapple 🍍🤨
Bartender: oh right of course
Bartender: a what? I’m not familiar
Patron: A Tito’s and pineapple 🍍🤨
Bartender: oh right of course
by The Freshness February 5, 2020
Playing Dumb to avoid accountability or Acting as if you have no idea what is going on, to allow a situation to evolve.
I know he chose not to take out the trash, but he is playing the Dumb Texan and acting like he didn't know he needed to.
by The Freshness February 25, 2014
A quick interrupt used to disrupt someone mid sentence. Shouting SHOMP is commonly used when you don't agree with what someone is saying saying or you do not care to listen a minute longer.
This is commonly used in the military in the voice of a drill instructor or someone chanting a Cadence.
This is commonly used in the military in the voice of a drill instructor or someone chanting a Cadence.
Jasin: "Dude turn the video game off, the football game is abou-"
Doug: "SHOMP"
Jasin: "Seriously man turn the Xbox off so we ca-"
Doug: "SHOMP!"
Jasin: "Whatever then I am leaving to go watch the game somewhere else"
Doug: "SHOMP"
Jasin: "Seriously man turn the Xbox off so we ca-"
Doug: "SHOMP!"
Jasin: "Whatever then I am leaving to go watch the game somewhere else"
by The Freshness April 10, 2015
A strain of weed so sweet you could climb the purple fields of Cush and settle yourself between her lovely Indica hips and just feel the positive vibrations.
A truly one of a kind purple Indica goddess
A truly one of a kind purple Indica goddess
I found an OG who said he has found Gods gift....
Like the real gods gift Purp with the reds and the greens????
Yeah he said he found the one...
Like the real gods gift Purp with the reds and the greens????
Yeah he said he found the one...
by The Freshness April 29, 2021
1. To say something is fresh.
2. If one were to see a pair of shoes they liked in a store window, they might say, "That's fresh. I want those fresh shoes.".
3. A term making a huge comeback with today's most hip & fresh crowd. Use the term "That's fresh" if you ever feel like being cool. It's a sure way to make you stand out amung all the "balh" people around you.
2. If one were to see a pair of shoes they liked in a store window, they might say, "That's fresh. I want those fresh shoes.".
3. A term making a huge comeback with today's most hip & fresh crowd. Use the term "That's fresh" if you ever feel like being cool. It's a sure way to make you stand out amung all the "balh" people around you.
1. Person A: I just got a great paying job!
Person B: That's fresh. That's fresh. I'm happy for you.
2. "Oh my God that's fresh! Look at those fresh shoes!!!"
3. Person A: Hey everybody, look at the disco ball! Now that's fresh!
Person B: Wow, what a cool thing to say. We should all start saying fresh to equal out to your superiorness.
Person A: No no no Person A, it's not a cool thing to say, it's a FRESH thing to say!
*crowd goes wild*
Person B: That's fresh. That's fresh. I'm happy for you.
2. "Oh my God that's fresh! Look at those fresh shoes!!!"
3. Person A: Hey everybody, look at the disco ball! Now that's fresh!
Person B: Wow, what a cool thing to say. We should all start saying fresh to equal out to your superiorness.
Person A: No no no Person A, it's not a cool thing to say, it's a FRESH thing to say!
*crowd goes wild*
by The Freshness July 13, 2005