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Noobmaster69 

One of the most powerful beings in the cosmos, it is said that he posesses power that makes Thanos look like a stormtrooper
Noobmaster69 is one powerful motherfucker

Stormtrooper

An individual that cannot aim for shit and dies in one shot from literally any weapon, no matter how fucking terrible, despite military grade armor.
The Stormtroopers are also complete shit at finding the droids they're looking for for whatever reason.
Virgin: Fortnite is better than PUBG!
Dude: But at least their playerbase ain't virgins, unlike yours.
Virgin: Hey! That's not fair!
Literally the saddest number on the planet earth as of 2019 thanks to Marvel.
The saddest number in human history according to Marvel.