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comfify

to make something more comfortable, most commonly, a bed or chair.

my bed was uncormfortable last night so i decided to get my gf to comfify it for me.

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A word used in the middle of an awkward silence to prevent the birth of a homosexual child somewhere in the world.

Bob: I'm bored.
Bill: Me too.
(crickets chirping)
Bob: Hapenshaw

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