Definitions by That one guy DD

Couchman 

A last name, usually pronounced wrong. May have a criminal record or someone in the family has one. The Couchmans are spread out throughout the U.S usually siblings.

I haven't met all my siblings, because my dad was a Couchman

Couchman by That one guy DD February 11, 2014

Jesus 

A Hispanic guy who usually just does the same thing everyday. Jesus's tend to eat a lot when bored. There preferred food are: Hotdogs, peanut butter sandwiches, waffles, scrambled eggs. You can tell when a Jesus has been in the kitchen if you find butter knives, random jelly spots, an empty cup ready for whenever Jesus wants water.

Why is there so many butter knives in the sink?

"Jesus came over"

Jesus by That one guy DD February 11, 2014