2 definitions by That one guy DD
A Hispanic guy who usually just does the same thing everyday. Jesus's tend to eat a lot when bored. There preferred food are: Hotdogs, peanut butter sandwiches, waffles, scrambled eggs. You can tell when a Jesus has been in the kitchen if you find butter knives, random jelly spots, an empty cup ready for whenever Jesus wants water.
by That one guy DD February 12, 2014
A last name, usually pronounced wrong. May have a criminal record or someone in the family has one. The Couchmans are spread out throughout the U.S usually siblings.
by That one guy DD February 12, 2014