Land seal

Me; Oh wow is that a land seal
Land seal: Yes am also doggo

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Womyn

feminists use this word because they don’t like the actual spelling because it contains the word “man”.

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Mom:Tell me what wtf stfu nvm gtg means now!
Me:what the fuck shut the fuck up neverming got to go
Mom:bitch what

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Ou-no

Ouya ... haha, more like... uh... screw ya!

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Guy:Hey do you want to go to 🇲🇾?
Girl:No thanks I’d rather go to the real thing

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The place where I was born. We almost have the largest population in the world.

Guy: Indians are virgins
Me:*shows him populations*
Me:fuck off you clapped cunt

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A rare disease that a fortnite youtuber know as ninja has. It is very lethal and ninja sadly passed away

Ninja is so in denial that he died form Ligma, he still goes on twitch AND YouTube!

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