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Morbius 

The hit fiction fantasy Marvel movie from 2022 by Marvel Studios, directed by Daniel Espinosa and starring Jared Leto & Matt Smith.

Me: I have been watching Morbius.
Friend: what is Morbius?
Me: link to Morbius urban dictionary

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Morb Weight 

The weight you gain whilst watching Morbius. Measured in Morbs per square cm (M/cm^2)

Doctor: you have gained 30M/cm^2 morb weight. This is too much.
Patient: :(

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Morbidly Obese 

When you watch morbius too much and gain morb weight.

Doctor: you are Morbidly Obese
Patient: does that mean I have to stop watching Morbius?
Doctor: yes
Patient: :(

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Dive Of Shame 

When you drop a/some chunk/s of biscuit/cookie inside your hot beverage and decide to retrieve said chunk/s using your hand, covering it in said hot beverage.

You: I dropped some cookie in my chocolate milk and had to do the Dive Of Shame.
Beverly: Dumbass.

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