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Kinetic

The word used to describe someone who can’t sit through a movie without rearranging furniture, tapping their foot like a caffeinated woodpecker, and fidgeting with their phone.

Let me tell you about our friend… he’s the epitome of a kinetic person. Imagine a caffeinated squirrel on a double espresso binge, ricocheting off walls, ceilings, and unsuspecting pedestrians. Their perpetual motion is a symphony of chaos, a ballet of flailing limbs, and a testament to the human capacity for absurdity. Oh and their kryptonite is a good ole rabbit hole.

by That MotherF*cker April 23, 2024