That Bum's definitions

KFC

KFC used to be Kentucky Fried Chicken, but it had leagal issues and is now Kitchen Fresh Chicken. Sounds a whole lot crappier.

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by That Bum June 4, 2005

life

You should crawl out of your cave and get one.

"Go get a life you lifeless person!"

by That Bum June 10, 2005

mtv

mtv is emptyv, no substance

the other day i slipped into a comma, it felt like i was watching mtv

by That Bum June 13, 2005

emptyv

void of any substance, like slipping into a comma.

last night i was watching mtv and it felt like my mind was going emptyv.

by That Bum June 13, 2005

DVORAK

the keyboard layout before QWERTYstepped up to the plate.

Was used on old, crappy typewriters that jammed alot, so they made DVORAK keyboards instead of ABCDEF keyboards so typeists wwould type slower.

Why it went out of use I don't know. It's probably because typeists memorised the DVORAK combo, and made DVORAK typewriters jam, too...

by That Bum July 15, 2008

luser

A combo of a user and a loser.

A luser is a person who tries to install software on their CPUer, but they end up calling customer support saying that the installer package asked them to press any key to continue, but they can't find a single key marked any...

by That Bum July 6, 2005

pee-shaw

BULLSHIT (hey, I first posted the word, so this isn't bad)

"Yo bro is commin home from juvie? Pee-shaw!"

by That Bum April 30, 2005