DVORAK

the keyboard layout before QWERTYstepped up to the plate.

Was used on old, crappy typewriters that jammed alot, so they made DVORAK keyboards instead of ABCDEF keyboards so typeists wwould type slower.

Why it went out of use I don't know. It's probably because typeists memorised the DVORAK combo, and made DVORAK typewriters jam, too...

by That Bum June 13, 2005

luser

A combo of a user and a loser.

A luser is a person who tries to install software on their CPUer, but they end up calling customer support saying that the installer package asked them to press any key to continue, but they can't find a single key marked any...

by That Bum June 26, 2005

kidney beans

Brownish colored beans that are shaped like a human kidney which are used to make red hot chili and which cause the eater of the chili to get gas!

"The recipe called for 5 cans of kidney beans."

by That Bum May 30, 2005

emptyv

void of any substance, like slipping into a comma.

last night i was watching mtv and it felt like my mind was going emptyv.

by That Bum June 06, 2005

garbanzo been

The type of beens that make you fart the most of all beans. At least in my opinion. They are also known almost everywhere.

I ate GARBANZO BEENS last week, and now I need a fan on my @$$ to stay in range with somebody within 50 feet!

by That Bum May 23, 2005

baby pee

Pee that is very diluted and watery. It also has almost no smell.
see also->
pee
piss

My baby brother threw a diaper at me, and all the BABY PEE got all over my. It wasn't that bad though...

by That Bum May 04, 2005

craptacular

Crappy to the furthest extent. Also really, really crappy. See also=>

craptastic

My frends thought the computer game Mega Monkeys 4 was CRAPTACULAR.

by That Bum May 25, 2005