That's not very paragon!'s definitions

hater ass nigga

a hater-ass nigga is a person, usually in fiction, who despises someone and everything they stand for.

man Jolene is a hater ass nigga she insulted me on the street for existing too close to her

by That's not very paragon! October 5, 2023

whar

Something that confuses and flabbergasts you so much you can't say what properly

Person A: Did you know that the earth is flat?
Person B: eh-wha-WHAR???

by That's not very paragon! September 11, 2023

Skill Issue

A skill issue is a failure because of a lack of skill. This phrase can very easily anger gamers.

Person 1: This boss is really hard, any tips?
Person 2: Skill issue
Person 1: Ok you piece of shit you listen here-

by That's not very paragon! July 30, 2023

HFIL

A goofy substitution for hell in the early English dubs of Dragon Ball Z. Stands for Home for Infinite Losers.

Go to HFIL, you waste of oxygen.

by That's not very paragon! July 16, 2023

Fold

If someone folds the other then it is a complete stomp

Henry: Jayda and Lauren are gonna fight later today, who you got winning?
Karl: Lauren has zero fighting experience, Jayda will fold her

by That's not very paragon! September 8, 2023

pingas

an alternate for your penis. if you get hit here, your pride and existence is in jeopardy.

Lloyd: Fred's soon-to-be ex just hit him in the pingas and I think I saw the exact moment his soul exited his body
Isaac: Holy fuck what'd bro do
Lloyd: idk bro he just got critical hit'd

by That's not very paragon! August 17, 2023

Down Bad Individual

A down bad individual is someone who would do anything for sexual attention, even if it means clowning on themselves.

Bro Justin is such a down bad individual, he spent 6 hours chasing women and basically plummeted his street cred

by That's not very paragon! June 3, 2023