Th3 auth0r's definitions

billy-wanger

When an elderly lady touches a giraffes “cock” with her cold cold hands

Oh look, that zoo keeper just done a billy-wanger

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

dirty choir boy

When a C.J. Or “choir jr” sits on a priests lap while fingering a nun

The dirty choir boy it upset

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

half man half bird

A man who’s nose is so big it could be used to pleasure a girl, rossmary or queer

Oh yes peck me half man half bird

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

Skeliton flute

When a younger girl sucks the elderly penis of a convicted priest

She played the Skeliton flute, now she Coffs dust

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

Clickety crab

A special breed of crab native to pampas that breeds with its family

Well look it’s a Clickety crab

by Th3 auth0r April 28, 2023

westbrook yabbie

The act of contracting clit Midia from an illusive westbrook crab

I done a westbrook yabbie, now my balls stink

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

poofta dog

When a dog with big muscles chokes on a smaller dog

My dog would choke on your dog because it’s a Poofta dog

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023