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Definitions by Th3 auth0r

Clickety crab 

A special breed of crab native to pampas that breeds with its family
Well look it’s a Clickety crab
Clickety crab by Th3 auth0r April 28, 2023

half man half bird 

A man who’s nose is so big it could be used to pleasure a girl, rossmary or queer
Oh yes peck me half man half bird

dirty choir boy 

When a C.J. Or “choir jr” sits on a priests lap while fingering a nun
dirty choir boy by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

poofta dog 

When a dog with big muscles chokes on a smaller dog
My dog would choke on your dog because it’s a Poofta dog
poofta dog by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

billy-wanger 

When an elderly lady touches a giraffes “cock” with her cold cold hands
Oh look, that zoo keeper just done a billy-wanger
billy-wanger by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

Skeliton flute 

When a younger girl sucks the elderly penis of a convicted priest
She played the Skeliton flute, now she Coffs dust
Skeliton flute by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

westbrook yabbie 

The act of contracting clit Midia from an illusive westbrook crab
I done a westbrook yabbie, now my balls stink
westbrook yabbie by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023