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Silver

The first actual rank in the game: Counter Strike: Global Offensive. People in this rank will try to get out of it and therefore try their hardest to win.
Be careful; the people you face are either B-rushing Russians, n00bs, Gold Novas, other silvers, Global Elites, hackers, straight-out-of-C.O.D guys, higher ranked, or little kids who are up past their bedtime.
---------------------------------------------------------Average Matchmaking Game---------------------------------------------Dmitri (Terrorist): RUSH B with P90, comrades!
You (Radio): I need help, I repeat, I need help!
Noob (Terrorist): coming
Noob (DEAD): srry man
Enemy Global Elite: haha get rekt
Dmitri (Terrorist): Plant the bomb, comrade, I'll cover you!
Announcer: Bomb has been planted.
*You and Dmitri are ambushed*
CaptainPrice141 (Counter Terrorist): Get to the bomb and I'll provide overwatch.
CaptainPrice141 (DEAD): f***
Announcer: Bomb has been defused.
COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
Dmitri (DEAD): cyka blyat
You (DEAD): why does this always happen
Enemy Global Elite: Looks like someone's not getting out of Silver I for a while.
by Texting Error November 25, 2019
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Spy

The class in Team Fortress 2 that everyone hates, but everyone plays as. Seriously, playing Spy will take your soul. If you actually want to help your team win, you play as Heavy, Medic, or Soldier, NOT Spy!
Soldier (Voice): Spy!
Obviously A Spy: Peekaboo!
*Soldier gets backstabbed*
*disguises as Soldier*
Medic (Voice): Spy!
*Medic gets backstabbed*
*disguises as Medic*
Engineer (Voice): Spy!
Obviously A Spy (Voice): Spy!
Engineer: Spah’s sapping mah sentry!
*Engineer gets backstabbed*
Spy: Did I throw a wrench into your “plans”? *laughs in French*
by Texting Error November 25, 2019
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Warpig

A reference to that hat for soldier in TF2. In SoundSmith’s terms, a warpig is a player that greatly overestimates how good they are at the game.
Man, you ever see that guy in a pub who rocket jumps into the entire enemy team and gets demolished? That’s a warpig right there!
by Texting Error March 17, 2019
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NiP Crabwalk

A meme strat in CS:GO where everyone on T-side buys Dual Beretttas and crab-walks up banana. This is usually done when your team has a RIDICULOUS lead, like, you’re NiP (Ninjas in Pyjamas) vs. some trash no-name team, and you can do any other meme strats.
Seeing how we had a lead of 13-0, we decided to humiliate the other team and do the NiP Crabwalk.
by Texting Error May 7, 2018
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SuperHot

A game on Steam which has you using cracked files to play a game that's not even out yet. Your friend in the chat claims that the server crack is completely safe, but you slowly find out the truth...

This is a game where time only moves when you move. An interesting concept indeeed, and it's SO much fun to say the least.
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by Texting Error April 23, 2018
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Iceberg

A large chunk of ice that is sent afloat by loose support of an ice shelf or glacier. Some say you can travel on a man-made one, but it would be impractical.

In history, a collision with an iceberg caused the mighty ship Titanic to sink to the bottom of the ocean. It ripped the "impenetrable" steel hull of the ship right open, and the ship sank within 3 hours.
Captain! Iceberg off the starboard bow!

Bah! It's nothing! Nothing can sink the Titanic!
by Texting Error April 23, 2018
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E Key

E= MEDIC!

It's a hotkey in the game Team Fortess 2, which makes your character yell "MEDIC!" as loud as he could.

It's also the one key that medics hope you break one day.
xXFaZe SnIpErXx (Voice): MEDIC!
Noob (Voice): MEDIC!
Kill Me (Voice): MEDIC!
One-Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse (Voice): MEDIC!
Ribs Grow Back (BLU Medic): i hope ur e key breaks...
by Texting Error April 19, 2018
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