Texting Error's definitions

Scratch

What all of your injuries truely are, if you are strong.

*arm gets cut off*
'Tis merely a scratch.

by Texting Error December 19, 2017

NiP Crabwalk

A meme strat in CS:GO where everyone on T-side buys Dual Beretttas and crab-walks up banana. This is usually done when your team has a RIDICULOUS lead, like, you’re NiP (Ninjas in Pyjamas) vs. some trash no-name team, and you can do any other meme strats.

Seeing how we had a lead of 13-0, we decided to humiliate the other team and do the NiP Crabwalk.

by Texting Error May 7, 2018

Trump

Your cousin, according to Urban Dictionary.

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by Texting Error November 26, 2019

Glroy

You spelled "glory" wrong, didn't you?

In it for the glroy.
GN: *glory

by Texting Error December 19, 2017

Space

The one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism.

Commander! You’ve rained on my glorious parade. For this, I’m sending everything I’ve got at you, but I won’t let you have the satisfaction of capturing me. I’m escaping to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism
*trying not to laugh*
SPACE!

by Texting Error April 4, 2020

Silver

The first actual rank in the game: Counter Strike: Global Offensive. People in this rank will try to get out of it and therefore try their hardest to win.
Be careful; the people you face are either B-rushing Russians, n00bs, Gold Novas, other silvers, Global Elites, hackers, straight-out-of-C.O.D guys, higher ranked, or little kids who are up past their bedtime.

---------------------------------------------------------Average Matchmaking Game---------------------------------------------Dmitri (Terrorist): RUSH B with P90, comrades!
You (Radio): I need help, I repeat, I need help!
Noob (Terrorist): coming
Noob (DEAD): srry man
Enemy Global Elite: haha get rekt
Dmitri (Terrorist): Plant the bomb, comrade, I'll cover you!
Announcer: Bomb has been planted.
*You and Dmitri are ambushed*
CaptainPrice141 (Counter Terrorist): Get to the bomb and I'll provide overwatch.
CaptainPrice141 (DEAD): f***
Announcer: Bomb has been defused.
COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
Dmitri (DEAD): cyka blyat
You (DEAD): why does this always happen
Enemy Global Elite: Looks like someone's not getting out of Silver I for a while.

by Texting Error November 25, 2019

E Key

E= MEDIC!

It's a hotkey in the game Team Fortess 2, which makes your character yell "MEDIC!" as loud as he could.

It's also the one key that medics hope you break one day.

xXFaZe SnIpErXx (Voice): MEDIC!
Noob (Voice): MEDIC!
Kill Me (Voice): MEDIC!
One-Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse (Voice): MEDIC!
Ribs Grow Back (BLU Medic): i hope ur e key breaks...

by Texting Error April 19, 2018