The first actual rank in the game: Counter Strike: Global Offensive. People in this rank will try to get out of it and therefore try their hardest to win.
Be careful; the people you face are either B-rushing Russians, n00bs, Gold Novas, other silvers, Global Elites, hackers, straight-out-of-C.O.D guys, higher ranked, or little kids who are up past their bedtime.
Be careful; the people you face are either B-rushing Russians, n00bs, Gold Novas, other silvers, Global Elites, hackers, straight-out-of-C.O.D guys, higher ranked, or little kids who are up past their bedtime.
---------------------------------------------------------Average Matchmaking Game---------------------------------------------Dmitri (Terrorist): RUSH B with P90, comrades!
You (Radio): I need help, I repeat, I need help!
Noob (Terrorist): coming
Noob (DEAD): srry man
Enemy Global Elite: haha get rekt
Dmitri (Terrorist): Plant the bomb, comrade, I'll cover you!
Announcer: Bomb has been planted.
*You and Dmitri are ambushed*
CaptainPrice141 (Counter Terrorist): Get to the bomb and I'll provide overwatch.
CaptainPrice141 (DEAD): f***
Announcer: Bomb has been defused.
COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
Dmitri (DEAD): cyka blyat
You (DEAD): why does this always happen
Enemy Global Elite: Looks like someone's not getting out of Silver I for a while.
You (Radio): I need help, I repeat, I need help!
Noob (Terrorist): coming
Noob (DEAD): srry man
Enemy Global Elite: haha get rekt
Dmitri (Terrorist): Plant the bomb, comrade, I'll cover you!
Announcer: Bomb has been planted.
*You and Dmitri are ambushed*
CaptainPrice141 (Counter Terrorist): Get to the bomb and I'll provide overwatch.
CaptainPrice141 (DEAD): f***
Announcer: Bomb has been defused.
COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
Dmitri (DEAD): cyka blyat
You (DEAD): why does this always happen
Enemy Global Elite: Looks like someone's not getting out of Silver I for a while.
by Texting Error November 25, 2019
by Texting Error December 19, 2017
Commander! You’ve rained on my glorious parade. For this, I’m sending everything I’ve got at you, but I won’t let you have the satisfaction of capturing me. I’m escaping to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism
*trying not to laugh*
SPACE!
*trying not to laugh*
SPACE!
by Texting Error April 04, 2020
The class in Team Fortress 2 that everyone hates, but everyone plays as. Seriously, playing Spy will take your soul. If you actually want to help your team win, you play as Heavy, Medic, or Soldier, NOT Spy!
Soldier (Voice): Spy!
Obviously A Spy: Peekaboo!
*Soldier gets backstabbed*
*disguises as Soldier*
Medic (Voice): Spy!
*Medic gets backstabbed*
*disguises as Medic*
Engineer (Voice): Spy!
Obviously A Spy (Voice): Spy!
Engineer: Spah’s sapping mah sentry!
*Engineer gets backstabbed*
Spy: Did I throw a wrench into your “plans”? *laughs in French*
Obviously A Spy: Peekaboo!
*Soldier gets backstabbed*
*disguises as Soldier*
Medic (Voice): Spy!
*Medic gets backstabbed*
*disguises as Medic*
Engineer (Voice): Spy!
Obviously A Spy (Voice): Spy!
Engineer: Spah’s sapping mah sentry!
*Engineer gets backstabbed*
Spy: Did I throw a wrench into your “plans”? *laughs in French*
by Texting Error November 25, 2019
In RTS games, “poking” refers to repeatedly selecting a unit, eventually making them say different “annoyed” lines in place of regular lines for dialogue. It simulates that the unit you are clicking on can feel it like being tapping on the shoulder and gets annoyed because of how often you do it. It was first coined by the Grunt in Warcraft: Orcs and Humans, where he yells it aloud when you sometimes select one.
Grunt (Warcraft: Orcs and Humans): Stop poking MEEE!!
Grunt (Warcraft 3): Why you poking me again?!
Bren Carrier (Company of Heroes): Bren here, here, HEREEEEE!!
Airborne (Company of Heroes): You click me one more time and I will FUCKING smoke you.
British Tank Commander (Company of Heroes): Gunner! Point the turret up at that camera in the sky!
Grunt (Warcraft 3): Why you poking me again?!
Bren Carrier (Company of Heroes): Bren here, here, HEREEEEE!!
Airborne (Company of Heroes): You click me one more time and I will FUCKING smoke you.
British Tank Commander (Company of Heroes): Gunner! Point the turret up at that camera in the sky!
by Texting Error November 26, 2019
A game on Steam which has you using cracked files to play a game that's not even out yet. Your friend in the chat claims that the server crack is completely safe, but you slowly find out the truth...
This is a game where time only moves when you move. An interesting concept indeeed, and it's SO much fun to say the least.
This is a game where time only moves when you move. An interesting concept indeeed, and it's SO much fun to say the least.
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by Texting Error April 23, 2018
If you've played CoD, then you've probably heard of this mythical device. It's the one thing that most fans of FPS games would want a good variation of when they go on their game.
by Texting Error November 22, 2017