6 definitions by Texas Shithouse Poet

Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.

Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!

by Texas Shithouse Poet September 4, 2020

Asshole was sucking buttermilk

Can be a noun and verb bass upon context.
The act of your asshole uncontrollably quivering to hold back an explosive, juicy, wet, diarrhea-filled colon. The reason it is quivering is usually from extreme beer drinking and not wanting to hit the bathroom until the last minute. Or, when you first get up in the morning and you just have to hold the quivering back until you just can’t wait any longer.

Man, that chick at the party was hot. We had several rounds of beer and our conversations we going great but I had to break away to hit the bathroom because my asshole was sucking buttermilk and I just could not hold it any longer!

by Texas Shithouse Poet August 12, 2019

DASL

Dropping A Stinking Load....aka taking a sh!t

My stomach turned after eating some great Mexican food so I asked my boss if I could go DASL.

by Texas Shithouse Poet May 9, 2021

Cutting that ass

A description of something that is really bothersome.

John: Let’s go outdoors and finish up that project we started yesterday.
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019

Hitting the 45

The sexual act of missionary position. Girl flat on her back and guy digging deep at the 45 position in relation to her body position. Also known as Balls deep!

Jimmy: Hey Bob, my side chick and I hooked up and we were ‘hitting the 45’. Man her pussy was so juicy!
Bob: cool man...wished my wife would let me get some sex. Does your wife know about side chick?

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019

Asshole throw-up

The act of sitting on the toilet and nothing but diarrhea comes out.

I felt the urge to use #2, but then i sat on the toilet all I felt was asshole throw-up!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 13, 2019