Definitions by Texas Haz

Sexspectation 

One's pre-conceived notions regarding a woman's potential propensity to put out in the sack.

Jill exceeded all sexspectations when we hooked up on friday

Sexspectation by Texas Haz August 24, 2008

Swiss Army Dick

Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.

Old Swiss Army Dick had another 5-way last weekend.

Swiss Army Dick by Texas Haz June 16, 2008

NAFTA Special 

A drink trifecta, popular in Ohio, in which the patron is served a Molson, a Bud and a Corona, drinks all three, and then leaves without paying.

I had a NAFTA Special at TGI Fridays and it didn't cost me a dime.

NAFTA Special by Texas Haz June 16, 2008

Country Blumpkin 

An off-shoot of the famous Blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) but performed in an outhouse. Porto-potties are an acceptable substitute, provided the location is rural.

"Uncle Cooter done got a Country Blumpkin from Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night"

Country Blumpkin by Texas Haz June 13, 2008