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Swiss Army Dick

Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.
Old Swiss Army Dick had another 5-way last weekend.
by Texas Haz June 16, 2008
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Rusty Knee

the stain on your pants left behind when you get a lap dance from a stripper who's on her period
Candy at the Gold Club gave me a rusty knee last night and ruined my cotton dockers
by Texas Haz January 12, 2009
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Kentucky Sheet Metal

I’d rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there
by Texas Haz June 4, 2022
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Goataint

When a woman has a small patch of hair on her peritoneum
I went down on her and was shocked to discover she had a Goataint
by Texas Haz June 8, 2015
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