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Pee Tree

Any tree in which a male person uses as a quick urinal outside.
Boy: I have to pee really bad daddy!
Dad: Go over there and make that a pee tree son.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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Letter Speak

When people speak by calling out each letter of many of the words in their conversation because young children are present for any number of reasons.
Mom: I want to tell you something but Chris is here.

Dad: Just use letter speak.

Mom: My D-A-D is going to G-E-T C-H-R-I-S a W-I-I for C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S.

Dad: Awesome!

Kid: What did mommy say daddy?

Dad: I can't tell you.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
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Battery Mates

1)What a pitcher and his catcher are referred to in baseball.

2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
1)Mark Buehrle and AJ Pierzynski have been battery mates since 2005.

2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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Window Browser

Someone who goes to the mall or walks by several shops on a street only looking at what they can see in the window or through the window, using this alone to determine which places to go in.
Girl 1: Went to the mall yesterday.
Girl 2: Did you see anything?
Girl 1: Well I was really just a window browser but I didn't really go in anywhere.
Girl 2: Oh nothing good huh?
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
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Dutch Twolips

Greg bragged extensively to all of his friends after finally getting to bang Rhonda's Dutch Twolips.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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AOLame

Anything having to do with the incredibly unreliable AOL program that causes you frustration and makes you want to punch someone in the face for having to put up with it. There are many situations involving AOL that are AOLame including:

1)When something on AOL screws up it's AOLame.
2)The amount of memory AOL uses while running, slowing your computer down significantly is AOLame.
3)When AOL crashes, that's AOLame.
4)When you are in a quiet setting, and you sign onto your AOL email and that guy says YOU'VE GOT MAIL! and everyone looks at you, that's AOLame.
5)When someone on AOL TOS you and your account gets blocked permanently without even being able to explain anything to an AOL person, that's definitely AOLame.

The list goes on and on with the AOL program.

The word AOLame derives from AOL AIM, the instant messaging program AOL uses. You combine AOLAIM, and you change it to mean Lame AOL, or AOLame.
Guy 1: Did you get that email Jeff sent everybody?
Guy 2: I don't know, let me check my AOL.
Guy 2: Ugh! This program sucks! It crashed on me!
Guy 1: Wow, that's AOLame!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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Viagratification

When a man is forced to take Viagra in order to get off.
Jim knew he was old when he had Viagratification for the first time.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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