The person who sits in the crowd and feels the need to point out everything that is going on in the game very loudly to whoever he is sitting with. He or she usually has extensive knowledge of the sport at which they are attending, but feel the need to put this on display loudly and obnoxiously on every single play.
Guy 1: Never go to a game with Nick.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He's a crowdcaster. He was shouting out every play in excruciating detail. I was thinking 'Dude shut up; we all know he missed the ball. You don't have to explain how he should have done it!'
Guy 2: I hate crowdcasters. Anyone crowdcasting should be banned from sports!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He's a crowdcaster. He was shouting out every play in excruciating detail. I was thinking 'Dude shut up; we all know he missed the ball. You don't have to explain how he should have done it!'
Guy 2: I hate crowdcasters. Anyone crowdcasting should be banned from sports!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 29, 2010
When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.
Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"
Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"
Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"
Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 22, 2010
A term used to describe what a person does when over photoshopping every picture they take, to the point that it looks terrible. They usually believe that their photos can always look better and use way too many filters, effects and tools to ruin them.
Why does Felisha always nit pic every photo she takes with her digital camera? They look better before she messes with them.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
A person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used Facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. Basically, police search for stuff on Facebook and people's incriminating status updates get them caught.
An example of a news story about a person who was Facebooked:
Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 20, 2010
A Mexican person who was born in the US and is completely assimilated into the US society from birth. Person usually grows up learning both English and Spanish and can speak both fluently. Essentially, it's just a way of saying a person is an American-Mexican. Calling them Tex-Mex may not apply if the person is not actually from Texas.
Girl: Who's that new guy over there?
Guy: That's Juan Carlos, he's in my math class.
Girl: He's hot. Is he Mexican?
Guy: Yeah but he's a Meximelt. He's from Colorado.
Guy: That's Juan Carlos, he's in my math class.
Girl: He's hot. Is he Mexican?
Guy: Yeah but he's a Meximelt. He's from Colorado.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 20, 2010
When a guy's cock is semi-hard but won't stay up, like a twizzler. A twizzler is hard and biting into it, they are very chewy; however, they won't stay straight up when held out, they slowly fall over.
Girl 1: Did you and Jared finally hook up?
Girl 2: Yeah but he could only get a semi. He had twizzler syndrome.
Girl 2: Yeah but he could only get a semi. He had twizzler syndrome.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 23, 2010
The new term being used by MLB analysts to judge the greatness of very good defensive plays. Named for Mark Buehrle, who made a spectacular play in the first game of the 2010 season and won the 2009 Gold Glove for Pitcher. The scale goes from 1-10 with 10 being equal to Mark Buehrle's amazing opening day play.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 22, 2010