Definitions by Tex-Mex Shawn C.

Pee Tree 

Any tree in which a male person uses as a quick urinal outside.

Boy: I have to pee really bad daddy!
Dad: Go over there and make that a pee tree son.

Pee Tree by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Dutch Twolips

Slang for a woman's pussy.

Greg bragged extensively to all of his friends after finally getting to bang Rhonda's Dutch Twolips.

Dutch Twolips by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Viagratification 

When a man is forced to take Viagra in order to get off.

Jim knew he was old when he had Viagratification for the first time.

Viagratification by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

White Christmas

When a man gives a woman a facial in the winter time, or in a cold weather situation.

Greg gave Mary a White Christmas last night. However, it wasn't the White Christmas she'd hoped for!

White Christmas by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Chinese Penis Trap 

A weird sex toy which resembles a Chinese Finger Trap, except it is made out of a softer material. Two gay men put their penises in it, and once "trapped" they take turns pulling away from each other to get gratification.

A sex magazine I was browsing had a really odd sex toy called a Chinese Penis Trap.

Chinese Penis Trap by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Magic Bullet Theory 

The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.

I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!

Magic Bullet Theory by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Gay Bay Fudge Packers

A term used by fans of the NFL's other 31 teams to refer to the Green Bay Packers.

Bears Fan: I really hate those Gay Bay Fudge Packers!
Vikings Fan: I know me too. If I see another cheesehead around here, i'm gonna kick his ass!

Gay Bay Fudge Packers by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010