AOLame

Anything having to do with the incredibly unreliable AOL program that causes you frustration and makes you want to punch someone in the face for having to put up with it. There are many situations involving AOL that are AOLame including:

1)When something on AOL screws up it's AOLame.
2)The amount of memory AOL uses while running, slowing your computer down significantly is AOLame.
3)When AOL crashes, that's AOLame.
4)When you are in a quiet setting, and you sign onto your AOL email and that guy says YOU'VE GOT MAIL! and everyone looks at you, that's AOLame.
5)When someone on AOL TOS you and your account gets blocked permanently without even being able to explain anything to an AOL person, that's definitely AOLame.

The list goes on and on with the AOL program.

The word AOLame derives from AOL AIM, the instant messaging program AOL uses. You combine AOLAIM, and you change it to mean Lame AOL, or AOLame.

Guy 1: Did you get that email Jeff sent everybody?
Guy 2: I don't know, let me check my AOL.
Guy 2: Ugh! This program sucks! It crashed on me!
Guy 1: Wow, that's AOLame!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

Pee Tree

Any tree in which a male person uses as a quick urinal outside.

Boy: I have to pee really bad daddy!
Dad: Go over there and make that a pee tree son.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 04, 2010

Call India

An expression people say when they want someone to call a customer service phone number for a product or service. It comes from the idea that all companies have outsourced their customer service departments to another country, most notably India.

Guy 1: Oh man, I just bought this new router and it's already messing up.
Guy 2: Call India.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010

Magic Bullet Theory

The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.

I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 04, 2010

Quadcycle

Slang for an ATV.

Guy 1: What are you doing this summer?
Guy 2: Thought i'd finally take the quadcycle up on Sugarloaf Mountain and see what she's got.
Guy 1: Sounds awesome, and dangerous.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

Abstinence Wall

The common practice in public schools of putting up giant poster boards or sheets of paper in which students sign their names stating that they pledge to remain a virgin and/or abstinent.

After the assembly about abstinence, sex and STDs, all students were encouraged to sign the Abstinence Wall.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010

Google Brain

A person who is really smart, and everyone asks them for help with things they don't understand. The person has extensive knowledge of many different subjects.

Guy 1: "I think I put the right answer for #3 on that test"

Guy 2: "Well I put A."

Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."

Guy 2: "Lets go ask Mike, he has a google brain."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010