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Guy 1: "Did you hear about Tim?"
Guy 2: "No what happened?"
Guy 1: "Vera found out Tim was cheating on her with Anna so she hacky sacked him."
Guy 2: "Ouch!"
Guy 2: "No what happened?"
Guy 1: "Vera found out Tim was cheating on her with Anna so she hacky sacked him."
Guy 2: "Ouch!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
Get the Hacky Sacked mug.When your boss not only informs you at 4 PM that you have to work late, but that there is a serious issue needing to be solved or paperwork that needs to be done in a hurry before 6:00 PM. Can also be used as an excuse to stay at work after everyone goes home so you can fool around with your boss.
Wife: "Hey, I have to work late tonight. The boss just walked in and gave me a fix by six. Can you start dinner?"
Husband: "Sure, whatever."(knows she's having affair with boss)
Wife: "Yeah, ok then."
(Married couple who are only in it for the children)
Husband: "Sure, whatever."(knows she's having affair with boss)
Wife: "Yeah, ok then."
(Married couple who are only in it for the children)
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 20, 2010
Get the Fix By Six mug.When a person can say that they have had sex with men or women of many different ethnicities, races & origins.
Jim, a businessman for a major corporation, has really sailed the seven seas on his many different business trips across the globe.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Get the Sailed The Seven Seas mug.Bears Fan: I really hate those Gay Bay Fudge Packers!
Vikings Fan: I know me too. If I see another cheesehead around here, i'm gonna kick his ass!
Vikings Fan: I know me too. If I see another cheesehead around here, i'm gonna kick his ass!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
Get the Gay Bay Fudge Packers mug.An expression used by a guy to describe being in a situation in which he is the only man in an area full of women. Usually refers to a situation in which he is not happy to be amongst many women. Expression comes from the fact that a power cord with three prongs looks like it has a penis, while a power cord with two prongs would look more feminine in comparison. The three prong plug would not fit into a two prong outlet, as the man does not belong in this female happy zone.
Examples would be his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a chick flick, and he was the only guy; or his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a concert that was a person only women are fans of; or when she drags her guy into a store especially for women like Yankee Candle, Bath & Body Works or Victoria's Secret.
Examples would be his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a chick flick, and he was the only guy; or his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a concert that was a person only women are fans of; or when she drags her guy into a store especially for women like Yankee Candle, Bath & Body Works or Victoria's Secret.
Boy let me tell you, last night was a nightmare. The wife really wanted to go see some movie so I took her and I mustve been the only guy in the whole room. Talk about being a three prong in a two prong world! It was horrible!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
Get the Three Prong In A Two Prong World mug.An exponent number that you add to 10 to properly judge a very attractive person who goes beyond 10 on the basic 1-10 hot scale.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
Get the Sexponent mug.When a man is woken up in the morning by his woman, who is already in the act of having intercourse with him.
Guy 1: So I wake up this morning and Vanessa is on top of me and my pants are down!
Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!
Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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