Definitions by Tex-Mex Shawn C.
Penisiology
A very specified branch of Kinesiology, in which the entire focus is only on the movement of the penis and penis related kinetics.
I was disappointed when my university told me they do not offer a degree in penisiology, as I felt that was a very under-represented scientific branch of study.
Penisiology by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
Dutch Twolips
Greg bragged extensively to all of his friends after finally getting to bang Rhonda's Dutch Twolips.
Dutch Twolips by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
Viagratification
Viagratification by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
White Christmas
Greg gave Mary a White Christmas last night. However, it wasn't the White Christmas she'd hoped for!
White Christmas by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
Chinese Penis Trap
A weird sex toy which resembles a Chinese Finger Trap, except it is made out of a softer material. Two gay men put their penises in it, and once "trapped" they take turns pulling away from each other to get gratification.
Chinese Penis Trap by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
Magic Bullet Theory
The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.
I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!
Magic Bullet Theory by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
Gay Bay Fudge Packers
Bears Fan: I really hate those Gay Bay Fudge Packers!
Vikings Fan: I know me too. If I see another cheesehead around here, i'm gonna kick his ass!
Vikings Fan: I know me too. If I see another cheesehead around here, i'm gonna kick his ass!
Gay Bay Fudge Packers by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010